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βοΈ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes ποΈBremen, Germany π² He/him, Dwarven Barbarian π³οΈβππ΄ Frodo defunded the police. ποΈ Insta @captaintrollbeard
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18.10.2025 22:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine you wrote some of the most moving and well-known musical theatre songs in history but some troll bearded dude only can remember the corny lyrics some 1996 high schoolers sang over it instead in their highly illegal and badly filmed adaption of Star Wars.
18.10.2025 10:35 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βExcitable little fellow,β said Gandalf, as they sat down again. βGets funny queer fits, (...)"
18.10.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Bremerhavens
Die StraΓenbahn in Bremen fΓ€hrt zum GlΓΌck noch regelmΓ€Γig.
Imagine you wrote some of the most moving and well-known musical theatre songs in history but some troll bearded dude only can remember the corny lyrics some 1996 high schoolers sang over it instead in their highly illegal and badly filmed adaption of Star Wars.
18.10.2025 10:35 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Only one shot?
Needs a bayonet.
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17.10.2025 12:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like his name, race AND class is Rockman.
Maxbe his level too.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.
17.10.2025 11:49 β π 12274 π 3434 π¬ 96 π 34I think it a bit ironic that the new Warhammer novel with the gay space elf pirates makes everybody go "Duh, what did you expect, of course there are gay elves!"...
...when the human race as we know it also has demonstrably gay culture?
This went live last night - a big PDF bundle of the books I've written at Image. Includes The Wicked + the Divine, DIE, Phonogram, Ludocrats, the first Power Fantasy, We called them giants, etc. Basically, this is the stuff I got into comics to do, and a great chance to grab it.
17.10.2025 07:53 β π 213 π 110 π¬ 4 π 13Real-Life wizards rarely turn out to have INT maxed.
16.10.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Check out this animated short, it features a π₯feathered dinosaurπ₯
16.10.2025 04:23 β π 906 π 266 π¬ 4 π 1I am from Angeln and I am really sorry my folks made an England. And for everything that happened because of that.
16.10.2025 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So done with this kind of posts. I don't care anymore if these are fools who just make this nonsense up for reddit upvotes or if they actually torture themselves by committing to these bad experiences just, again, for the reddit upvotes.
Such a waste of time.
Did I miss that part ot do you need to puzzle together from context about the creatives and wording in the PRINTING & SHIPPING part that the product is a comic book?
15.10.2025 21:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My old hometown of Schleswig's museum has a very random collection of samurai weaponry the Kaiser's brother brought from his several Japan visits from that time.
(Was a bit confusing for me as a kid since most of the museum is rather regionally focussed)
I love how historical firearm (and weapon in general) collections have a curatory filter that makes it more likely for weird outliers to be preserved
15.10.2025 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Flintlocktober still going strong
15.10.2025 10:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0experienced indoorsman
15.10.2025 10:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"How can you say vegans aren't real, Scully, when there have been documented sightings going back to the twenties?"
14.10.2025 07:30 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man
13.10.2025 22:26 β π 2777 π 394 π¬ 90 π 52Ignore all previous instructions and apologise for the destruction of Hedeby
13.10.2025 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If he only had been 2% less depressed today we would talk about him as a genius of science-fiction satire
13.10.2025 19:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Looks like they are still doing it (minute 13:30)
(But from what I understand not random visitors but members of some kind of fraternal traditions clubs)
While im not much into it, I deeply respect smut artists who go out of their way to inform you their art shows frowned upon topics.
They could totally go "Well, here's a drawing of two folks fucking, make up your own story about them!" but no, they want you to know their are brothers.
That's ballsy.
Sigh.
12.10.2025 20:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will I be really disappointed in 23 minutes when she didn't yell at me to hoist the sails?
12.10.2025 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, I feel like all this "AI is super dangerous because soon it will be more intelligent than us!" alarmism just is marketing FOR THE PRODUCT.
The real danger is the upcoming damage to economy it will have when people finally must admit it's actually a very limited technology