Dave

Anthony Albanese behaves like a little kid allowed to hang out with his parents and their friends after bedtime.

The living embodiment of imposter syndrome.

What are you building/renovating?

I went to Bunnings today and they had Cilantro plants rather than Coriander

Just like Labor.
In opposition “Integrity, transparency, raise the rate, get rid of private job service providers, protect the environment, no more jobs for mates, ICAC!!!“
Once in power…. Sorry, what? Nah that’s not what we meant.
Howard: core and non core promises
same/same.

You believe Albanese? FFS. Look at their actions not the label they put on themselves. He’s as big a Tory and Howard. Maybe even worse.

Why is the ABC continuing to use the title Prince?

Supermarkets charging $55/kg for Vittoria coffee beans drop the price under $40 every couple of weeks. I don’t think the problem is international coffee bean prices. I think it’s greedflation and a lack of competition coupled with weak politicians

That’s impressive

Mr. Albanese goes to Washington - The Shot Albanese’s pilgrimage to pay homage at the feet of our lords and masters, the United States of America, is over...

"So there was our PM - a man who talks and lives in all lower-case letters - sitting up at the table with the man who lives permanently in an all-caps world."

My latest article in The Shot: Mr Albanese Goes To Washington.

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Lithium Titanate would be my choice. The Zenaji batteries are far superior to most other options for life expectancy and performance.

We should also be doing it 6 months out of whack with the northern hemisphere so it makes sense in the southern hemisphere

We have an alleged left PM who backs neoliberalism, privatisation, fossil fuel expansion and genocide as well as

Labor: we’re going to end the climate wars!

Australians: yay!

Labor: *whispers* by watering down climate action so the L/NP supports our legislation.

Australians: huh? What was that?

Labor: oh nothing, nothing. (To the L/NP): are these policies shit enough for the environment yet, Sussan?

Good keto breakfast that one!

Silence from Wong and Albanese.

“Shared values” Albanese and Wong. They’ve told us who they are, why don’t we listen?

And Albanese will roll over for a tummy tickle at the same time as giving him permission to test nukes here.

LA

Pococks a bit of a legend isn’t he?! 🤘

#auspol

Can we just stick a giant dome over America and seal them in to protect the rest of the world?

And how much does Rio Tinto donate to the duopoly? It’s less than a million. Not a bad return on investment.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Climate change
Re nationalising essential services and ending privatisation
Integrity and ending corruption

Just a few points probably a little bit more important than most of the questions asked by Labor.

Must be more of those shared values Albanese keeps talking about.

At least he’s wearing his sponsors branding this time.

Overnight bread baked in a cast iron pot For this recipe you don’t need to preheat the oven. Once you put the pot in, you turn the oven on to full heat and let the delightful smell fill your home.

Give it a try. Quite simple to make. www.sbs.com.au/food/recipe/...

My bread on the weekend

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Labor votes with the climate terrorist Coalition against David Pocock’s critically important climate duty of care bill aimed to protect young people from future climate harm. #auspol

Japan has access to as much of Australia as it wants and all at bargain basement prices. Don’t worry. They’ll have plenty to supply trump

Fucking mid winter ball is a prime example of how completely out of touch these arseholes are.