I REALISED the other day
that you don't actually
wash
your hands'. They wash each other
while you stand there staring at them
like a serial killer.
Gustav Fox, Choddington
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11.08.2025 16:56 โ ๐ 284 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 3
I must say, it's been great catching up with FF this weekend ๐
11.08.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A mediocre beer perched on a fence at the pygmy goat enclosure at The Beech Tree Inn near Balmaha.
A lovely beer enjoyed outside at our accommodation in the Scottish countryside. We turned the speaker off to enjoy the quiet, and met the owner's cat and dogs.
Flora feeding broccoli and carrots to the pigmy goats at The Beech Tree Inn.
Bottles, pints and pygmy goats.
11.08.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This Weekend, We Saw the UK Descend Into Censorship, Brutality, and Authoritarianism
Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper's government arrested elderly protesters, a blind man using a wheelchair, and others โ all in the name of providing diplomatic cover for a genocidal regime.
"This Weekend, We Saw the UK Descend Into Censorship, Brutality, and Authoritarianism"
Keir Starmer government arrested elderly protesters, a blind man using a wheelchair, & others โ all in the name of providing diplomatic cover for a genocidal regime, writes @graceblakeley.substack.com for Zeteo.
11.08.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 2608 ๐ 803 ๐ฌ 109 ๐ 68
Stop calling it a war, you spineless fucks.
09.08.2025 06:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
These House Dems are having an AIPAC-funded smiling vacation in a country currently bombing and starving millions of people with weapons they voted to send to that country.
Truly sickening. Stomach-churning. Ghouls.
08.08.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 1594 ๐ 488 ๐ฌ 138 ๐ 30
I didnโt talk about my experiences of GBBF 2023 as my book had just come out and I didnโt feel it was appropriate. But I wasnโt allowed into the building because the volunteers thought I was โa hawkerโ even though the book was published by CAMRA. I kept getting stared at and one guy said 1/2
06.08.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Lammy is a weak, power-obsessed, amoral cunt.
09.08.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tax the super rich to stop cuts to public services
Across the UK, living standards are falling and millions live in poverty, while the cost of living crisis has made affording the basics difficult. Public services we all rely on - our hospitals, schools, councils, childcare, public transport and social security - have been decimated after a decade of cuts. And now, the Government could be looking to cut them even further. At the same time, extreme wealth is growing. The average wealth of the top ten richest people in the UK is now ยฃ20.5...
Inequality in the UK is obscene.
The richest 1% now hold more wealth than the bottom 70%.
Whilst ordinary people struggle with the cost of living, and crumbling public services, the super-rich are hoarding wealth.
It's time for a #WealthTax.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ta...
09.08.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Just crossed the border - weirdly emotional ๐ฅฒ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
08.08.2025 10:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the Tom Toro โYes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholdersโ New Yorker Cartoon.
https://www.insidehook.com/culture/story-tom-toro-new-yorker-climate-cartoon
it has been reworked so that Keir Starmer's head is in it, replacing the narrator's head. the text has been changed to:
"Yes, Britain got destroyed. But for one beautiful term of office the trannies, Palestinians, and disableds got the dignity and respect that they deserved..."
08.08.2025 09:45 โ ๐ 321 ๐ 70 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
A collection of his majesty's orange penises.
08.08.2025 07:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I watched last night's episode in our hotel room as there was fuck all else on, and it did pull me in. I find watching the machinations of truly awful people compelling.
08.08.2025 05:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'm absolutely astounded that a sleazy politician has resigned.
08.08.2025 05:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They live in gold, we live in rust: why we must destroy the new Gilded Age
Inequality in the west is now at the same level as Rome during slavery. We canโt go on like this. Unless we change peacefully, we risk violence
My column in @heraldscotland.bsky.social www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...
07.08.2025 07:49 โ ๐ 121 ๐ 58 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 6
That's Virgil away to the cattery ๐ฅ
07.08.2025 08:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've been awake since 4.30 (thanks cat). It's less than ideal preparation for part 1 of a car journey to Glasgow, but at least I have a week in Scotia (and just as importantly, a week of no work) coming.
07.08.2025 05:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Labour homelessness minister Rushanara Ali threw four tenants out of her east London townhouse before relisting the property for ยฃ700 a month more in rent, The i Paper can reveal trib.al/E59gUNW
06.08.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 614 ๐ 352 ๐ฌ 94 ๐ 295
Great.
06.08.2025 15:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'll be having a healthy breakfast before spending a few days in Scotland getting in aboot the square sausage, fried egg and tattie scone rolls ๐
06.08.2025 06:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I can smell that bacon and I am thoroughly jealous.
06.08.2025 06:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The book is great and the programme should have ended where that did, but they just had to milk it. I gave up after season 3 or 4.
05.08.2025 06:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I'm up in Scotland from Friday - the storm better be nothing more than a memory by then.
04.08.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I defrosted the freezer today and when I first turned off the power and opened the door, Virgil proceeded to take a seat on the middle shelf, still covered with ice.
02.08.2025 11:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Only two years ago, the average Palestinian would fill their trolley with meat, veg, fruit and snacks, give their kids a choice for dinner. Just like you and I do for our families. Now they have to risk getting shot to get a morsel of stale bread from a box. Meanwhile across the border...
02.08.2025 05:42 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Chip sandwich with a cuppa then open the wine?
01.08.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Nothing to see here (literally).
01.08.2025 09:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They're both two cheeks of the same arse.
01.08.2025 09:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
agrowingculture
3 hours ago
2/5
This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron.
Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept.
This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.
Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.
01.08.2025 00:38 โ ๐ 6169 ๐ 3579 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
ACTION: Sign the petition and tell the UK government to protect our pollinators.
The UKโs pollinator numbers are dropping heavily - we need the UK government to step in and protect them.
UK bee and other pollinator populations are dropping rapidly. This is partly due to how many pesticides we use โ but it doesnโt have to be this way. Join me and tell the UK Government to follow in their footsteps and protect our pollinators: act.gp/3ZExhpi
01.08.2025 05:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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