@thesolitron.bsky.social
Writer - Development Coordinator - Sound Designer ( he/they -Autiboy)
Disappointed to hear this with Booking.com running MrBnb
16.07.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mad that the entire circumference of our bodies excrete liquid. Why canβt we be like pigs
28.04.2025 08:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We had a workshop on finding your writers voice, which I always thought meant who we were as a person identity wise, but actually drawing similarities between my scripts, the common denominator is someone who wants to be left the fuck alone lol. Iβm Shrek haha
27.04.2025 10:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt wait to get started writing Birth Person
26.04.2025 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People are really likening my pitch for Killerpiller uwu
26.04.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As soon as the festival finishes Iβll be on it!
26.04.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That tree that smells like cum is in full force today
25.04.2025 09:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cymbeline is ridiculous
21.04.2025 12:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A phantom poo and a poo phantom are largely different things
21.04.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that wont stop these thighs
15.04.2025 07:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Canβt wait to get paid so I can buy anti chafe pants
15.04.2025 06:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What if there were vampires that fed only on saliva and when they kissed you it left you with an awfully dry mouth
15.04.2025 06:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trans caterpillars uwu
08.04.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs too late
08.04.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one feed books on the occult to chat gpt
08.04.2025 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lots of dreams about pigeons last night
05.04.2025 16:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have we never had a sexy hip hop Easter based song?
05.04.2025 11:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0T t t Turkish hairlineeesss du du du duuu β¦ du du du du duuu β¦. Du du duuu duuuuβ¦ du du du duuu du du duuu du du du du du du du du duuuuuuuuuu du du duuuuu
03.04.2025 00:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0U b bald af u b bald af u b bald af u b bald af
03.04.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking so fly like a fine stride guy. Ouch! My prostate
03.04.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We rip the hair out the back and stick it in your head
03.04.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think weβre in burgatory
03.04.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mashed potato pompei
23.03.2025 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hUNGRY bUTT pLUG
16.03.2025 11:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs it! Iβm going to write a musical comedy about getting hair transplants!
13.03.2025 10:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0They should do one year of google maps where thereβs a public tracker on the van and everyone can be silly
13.03.2025 10:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The absorbaloth
04.03.2025 09:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every step I take through london this week I live in fear someone will knock me and rip out my hair grafts. My anxiety has me imagining that I would turn into one of the things from I am Legend and eat their eyeballs if this happens
04.03.2025 09:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At what point did evolution decide a nerve in the back of our heads that makes you hiccup for 12 hours when swollen is a good idea
28.02.2025 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine if the skin on our scalp was malleable and squishy like a but cheek
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