Why can't flamingos work in a bakery?
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Because they'd become Dough Flamingos... and that just won't do.
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If you get this, you are rad. If you get it and laugh.
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I love you.
@xowintersnow.bsky.social
A moonlit night sky in winter. The snow falling heavy on the cobblestone. String lights guiding you home. Yet, this home is a wonderland. Rewind. Home is...
Why can't flamingos work in a bakery?
...
Because they'd become Dough Flamingos... and that just won't do.
...
If you get this, you are rad. If you get it and laugh.
...
I love you.
Would you… love me?
#va11halla
I'm doing this now since I see this will be my 15th post. Fifteen is my favorite number because of Final Fantasy XV. No one asked for this information, but now you have it. Good day~
09.08.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"This Halloween is 'Boo!' bitch." ~ Me to literally no one in the beginning of August. 🙂🙃🙂😀
09.08.2025 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone else have a goto word in their head (or outside of it, for those who don't talk to themselves) that you use as like an immediate answer to any question (again in head or out)?
See... for mine is "Batman"
Yup. Not the concept of him. Not the actuality. Just his name.
Batman.
Okay, night!
My perception of time is fucked.. thought today was Tuesday...
07.08.2025 16:53 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0If you have two whales and then get a third... you're just aquaman.
18.07.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Catch me if you can by EDEN is the vibe right now... 🫥
open.spotify.com/track/6S7dvi...
The only thing Guy Gardner loves more than Fruity Pebbles is gallons of milk. #Superman
02.07.2025 16:06 — 👍 851 🔁 72 💬 43 📌 8Holy shit this is rad!! They look so good all of them!! Plus look my girlies, raghhh!!
23.06.2025 06:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Detective Comics #1099. Out next month.
Variant cover by Jae Lee.
this is a lesbian. you can't fool me
18.06.2025 22:10 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0As a Skylar, I agree with this message, and I have not yet played this. Next game to stream, though? 👀
19.06.2025 08:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zenni! Snail! @thezenni.bsky.social
17.06.2025 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Real. Based. All the synonyms that simply imply... yes.
17.06.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Would you even want me looking like a zombie?" ~ the emo bitch that makes me cry, stage name: YUNGBLUD.
17.06.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🪽
#NEEDY_GIRL_OVERDOSE #NEEDY_pic #needystreameroverload
#OzuTheDog becoming Krypto. #Superman
16.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 1029 🔁 120 💬 31 📌 20I cried... so hard.
And I might some more...
I will protect him forever if I can so help it. Oh, my tears! I relate to his feelings so hard, but beyond that, the way the story knows you know who he is and still just hits you with the multiple "What if he's..." and builds up to asking you ;-; #WuWa
I said it on Discord, and I'l say it again... Mags, you are so cool~
14.06.2025 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me, trying to decipher a message I was sent:
13.06.2025 20:50 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Danbooru tags: 2girls black_hairband black_headband blonde_hair bow brown_hair hairband headband highres kankai_(kansko0257) light_blush long_hair looking_at_another multiple_girls open_mouth purple_bow purple_eyes red_eyes saijou_claudine school_uniform shoujo_kageki_revue_starlight shoujo_kageki_revue_starlight_-re_live- sitting sitting_on_lap sitting_on_person stare_down straddling tendou_maya tongue tongue_out yuri
Artist: kankai (kansko0257)
Media: shoujo kageki revue starlight, shoujo kageki revue starlight -re live-
Source: https://x.com/kanske0257/status/1289923037412777986?s=19
Legend says the cat caught the mouse, but I'm not yet convinced.
14.06.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep your cats indoors and switch to Linux.
13.06.2025 11:48 — 👍 292 🔁 58 💬 10 📌 4*stares so intently*
14.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yay 👀💕 #PokemonTCG
13.06.2025 14:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1