Hmmm…finding Vita’s controls a bit cramped with nails. Maybe I’ll get used to it.
Conceptualized this during a crashout with my friend who's deeper in the city and has also had enough of this shit.
Post a great photo of a musician
Post a great photo of a musician
everything is professional wrestling. except actual professional wrestling, which is sex
Would be sick if they were working a Hellblazer project. DC ain’t doing a thing with John last I checked (and if they are, it’s probably shit) and would prolly rent him out for a stick of gum and navel lint.
heh
flatter imperator
i bet it feels incredible to be torn apart by wolves, just 5 to 8 beautiful fuzzy creatures who love you so much they want to be as close to you as physically possible
There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking”
Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.
*mostly but fuck it, I am the most hot version of myself.
Friendly reminder that I’m actually most hot.
Okay, but it would be so fucking funny if Cardi came back with his old face and no one remarks on it.
Copia WHEN we see him again with V:
Seriously tho, I choose to believe Cardi is still alive until otherwise confirmed.
I swear the Cardi mask looked better in that latest chapter. Less uncanny valley, tho it would be funny if they finally figured out how to light it after all these years. Hope babygirl dodged that truck.
I miss good coffee 😭😭😭
For lack of a better way to put it, though some of her Lovecraftian horrors are hard for me to picture sometimes, but idek I think it adds to that sense of dread and terror.
Hellbore felt very cathartic after Harry Potter and other school themed fantasy novels. It had the feel of subverting those tropes and themes in a very real way, but not in a cheeky, reverential manner. It simply was Cassandra Khaw’s vision of those worlds.
I return to The Witcher salt mine after holiday. Didn’t think it would go well with the vacation, and read some other books on the roster. Although I’m not sure they were exactly beach reads, lmao. The Library at Hellbore certainly wasn’t. But if I can prattle on…
Replace it with cool uncle and that’s meeeeee. Bonus points for The Talking Heads record.
Latest oh god, I’m old moment: I was thrilled to get back to my good electric toothbrush and water flosser after an extended time away.
If I say I don’t get Charlie XCX, do I have to turn in my queer card?
Got nails for the first time. Like competently and I really enjoy it. The stimming! My hands look more balanced! Less picking! I just have to sometimes think a little more to do certain tasks so don’t make a mess.
Biblically accurate fox.
I think I’m having my extremely important post holiday evacuation at work. 😭😭😭😭 Ugh. Oh well, at least it’s not busy today.
after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story
Sacrificial offerings to The Old Gods start in 1 hr!! Don’t forget to guise oneself from wayward spirits and fill your libation bowls before leaving home
Generally I feel like what I think looks good on me looks stupid af and what I think looks just fine or kinda scrubby is when I look really hot.
On holiday. Very high. Life good sometimes :)