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If you’re @josiedumbass.bsky.social specifically, getting cucked is when I wash my own dishes

happy women's day to women and cis women

Red Vans with leopard print interior. @fart’s infamous shoes from the months-long shoe roast thread on Twitter a decade ago

🎵 They got a name for the winners of the world
🎵 I want a name when I lose
🎵 They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
🎵 Call me “At Fart’s Shoes”

its beef

he's not a real goat, but he is on a real boat, he's on an actual boat

Imagine being mad that your daughter is a genius

I’m reliably informed this is a Gen Z joke (explained to me when I mentioned an insta reel about a cocktail called a fridge cigarette)

Natural language question asking widget just a stack of booleans in a trenchcoat? He admit it? Do you sincerely need an LLM for that?

Optimal packing algorithm for dumplings in a pan

all wife long

Yeah. I’d maybe add a little hanging sleeve to run a dowel through so it would also be easily rolled up for portability?

Spindle with the whorl in the middle resting in an orange coffee mug on my desk. It has shiny blue yarn on it that I’m in the process of winding off the spindle and onto a cardboard tube

This type of spindle was invented by nomadic people for spinning on the go, but when you have an email job, the most wonderful thing about it is you can do this and it’s not too much hassle

I have stolen this analogy wholesale from @past-tense.bsky.social, it’s just perfect and I can’t improve on it

Zoom q&a’s arbitrary, capricious scrolling behavior is like riding in a car full of dog farts. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but in the moment you experience it, the fucking worst thing

This account’s official position is critical support for Kurt Cobain she/her trutherism

Saw an award winning paper about giving estradiol to fish

absolutely fucking not

Double booked right now so regrettably I missed the context for my coworker saying in teams chat “this bivalve is giving me all the feels”

Every day someone in some chat asks if we know why this helicopter. Sometimes it is the news; once in a while it is medevac; and the vast majority of times, we don’t know why, but we also know that fuck you is why

Very variable! It’s perishable, open bottles gotta be kept cold or they go to shit. Never heard of a vermouth bar but can imagine it might be nice

It is very sweet for those with eyes to see. Also the alt text is very funny

Lmao

Early March is very early, enjoy the sun but beware

Awww we had many little red rose guys. I think that’s how I know what a bush baby is

Fixed a vexing longtime sweater problem the other day and of course the key was on techknitting, the most 1998 blogspot knitting website and the best to ever do it

They’re all like that, i think the rest of them are like half as big and this is the penthouse. I briefly considered buying one of the normal condos, it would be fun but expensive to set it up with a modicum of coziness

MN conservation officers at whipple today

I wrote this show a fan letter as a kid for some reason

Upside down raccoon is just like me fr

dishes. thank god for girlfriends who love doing dishes 🙏