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just got more yarn to make clothing for my wife for our HONEYMOON!!!

i looooooove the jonas brotherssssss 😍🥰😭

WE SAW BIG ROB TONIGHT????!!!!????!!!!!!!!!

the all american rejects on stage

just scream-sang Swing Swing and I'm 15 again

in ohio with my best friend to see the jobros and we've done RAISING CANE'S and GAY BOOKSTORE and KPOT and WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THE CONCERT YET :DDDD

coworkers agree this change is DUMB and we all hate it!!! anyway i spent a bunch of money on craft kits and now i'm better

how r u doing today? i almost started crying at work bc the bank reports are different so i'm doin great

and we don't have to settle for shitty candidates a year out from the midterms. we can hold out for better. we can always hold out for better

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

just realized my blue hair is cookie monster color.... my true form

selfie of me with dry bright blue hair

final! I thought there would be more purple bc of the pink but no!

a picture of me in a blue towel with my hair covered in blue dye

a picture of my side profile. you can see a lot more blue especially on my neck!

step 3! I'm afraid I just "blue" myself

a pic of me with wet hair and very blonde roots. the ends of my hair are still pink

step 2

a picture of me wearing a blue towel around my shoulders and a showercap on my head

step 1

someone was like "wow ai is getting too good!" HOW ABOUT WE DON'T

one of my most annoying coworkers is sending ai-generated videos to the whole office today. why.

was just treated SUPER condescendingly at work bc "why don't you just do this!" thing that i've never heard of/that YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US WHEN THERE WAS A GIANT EMAIL THREAD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE ASKING WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!

person i'm training knows what she's doing and knows to ask questions and is grasping what's happening and told me i'm doing a great job TOO and nothing bad is even happening and i'm like. on the verge of tears???????

BTS are all obsessed with each other in different ways but Jinkook have the sort of feral, constant awareness reminiscent of a cat making sure you’re always in line of sight that’s sooooooo delicious

manager actually told me I'm doing a great job today and YET I AM STILL THISCLOSE TO CRYING IN THE BATHROOM

stopped by a train on my way to work that just. stopped moving???? what am I supposed to do with this??????

had date night with the wife tonight :') ended with a movie, then pulled a karen, complaining about teenagers sneaking in, and scored 2 passes to our next movie :)))

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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this is why i am changing my name everywhere! just in fucking case

just spent AN HOUR AND A HALF changing my name on all my credit cards. getting my car title and registration updated tomorrow. my passport is in process. I'M SO CLOSE

wife and i had a date night and saw john mulaney last night and today took the day off to run errands and get our COVID AND FLU shots and after getting home we PASSED OUT and now i am NAUSEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh very cool!!!! i'm so excited they're coming HERE!!!!

WIFE AND I ARE GOING TO A CONCERT OF THE GROUP WE SAW RIGHT BEFORE SHE PROPOSED!!! THIS TIME THEY'RE COMING TO OUR TOWN!!!!!!!