Brian O'Loughlin 🦋🌊⚖️🍀

GOV. PRITZKER: “Hey Kristi Noem — don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Here’s your legacy: Corruption and chaos.”

Jimmy Kimmel tonight: The reason Trump hasn't testified yet about the Epstein files is you can't put him under oath. If he swears to tell the truth, he's already committed perjury.
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state cutout of North Dakota with "METH. WE'RE ON IT." on it

BOROWITZ: Now that Kristi Noem has been consigned to the gravel pit of history, let’s take one last look at her finest achievement as governor of South Dakota: the state’s anti-drug slogan that she approved. (I swear this is real.)
@borowitzreport.bsky.social

Girl, 6, Fatally Shot by Unsecured Gun While Left Alone in Car with Other Children A Detroit girl, 6, was fatally shot in the head while left unattended in a car with an unsecured gun on Monday, March 2. The girl was alone with four other children as her mother went to get food. It'...

A six-year-old girl was fatally shot in the head while left unattended in a car in Michigan. Four other children under the age of 12 were in the car with her.

No child should ever have access to an unsecured gun. This never should have happened.

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

Kristi Noem Ran DHS Into the Ground. That’s Not Why She Got Fired. Kristi Noem just found Trump’s red line, becoming the first cabinet member to be fired in his second term. But it wasn’t for the reasons you’d think.

“Kristi Noem tried to upstage the President. And Trump would never stand for that. You can run an agency into the ground, and trample all over Americans’ constitutional rights, and use government funding like it’s your own personal slush fund. But you absolutely cannot steal Trump’s spotlight."

Can someone tell me what the hell “the Shield of the Americas” is and why Kristi Noem wasn’t immediately arrested?

My statement on Secretary Noem's firing:

We should abolish the United States Senate. It serves no purpose.

For most people, stable employment is disappearing and being replaced by precarious, low-paid work. Stability is a thing of the past now. Over 2 billion workers worldwide have no job security or benefits.

From Gavin Newsom. 😂

This war on Iran is a case study in an administration that believes it has the means - and therefore the moral authority - to do whatever it wants.

It could have assembled a case, enlisted allies, stuck to a script.

But it can't be bothered, because it feels that to all be unnecessary.

Bensky: And then we have the moment where all of my information is released. All of these other survivors — all of our information is literally out there for the world to see. And you’re like, “Wow, the DOJ really — our government doesn’t care.”

This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

If it were up to RFK Jr, he'd say you don't need any kind of certifications or MD to practice medicine.

Just go back to the days of homemade lotions & potions from the back of a wagon for the masses...
🧾 www.propublica.org/article/rfk-...

An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise. The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo

An unarmed Iranian ship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise.
The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo

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The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

Saying goodbye to the bird-legged hoe.

#SheShed

NFL meme showing Kristi Noem released for sucking ass

Good news Browns fans

The number of people who think we can get through the media wars by not out gunning Fox News and instead insisting on boring news is scary

Fuck @fetterman.senate.gov @johnfetterman.com

He makes Manchin and Sinema look like Che Guevara.

And that’s just his immediate family.

The list of ICE and Customs and Border Protection sex offenders and sex pests is now up to 62.

I thought Spain was next.

It’s just wild to me that so many people in our government can go on camera day after day and just blatantly lie to our faces. How the hell can they do that? We live in bizarro world.