the importance of the gotsaclue dance cannot possibly be overstated
the gotsaclue dance. oh! my god. head in my hands. the gotsaclue dance
![Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me
Descriptive text around Brooke reads:
BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]]
-Typing software mascot
-Detective Guy
-Stoat
-He Deals with Horrors*
-Part-time Dress-Up Doll
-Sometimes tall
-Sometimes Small
[[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]]
*He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday
-Default Mascot design for Marketability
[[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreihysagxroqrnt33h3vzhjkc2od4zfteih2aad2jconlqmc4v24hxm)
![Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing.
He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]],
"A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture.
[[do you think i'm pretty]]
Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline.
Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology.
[[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]"
A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2fymlzddjjkuang4nyaykix/bafkreiahtyj52dnb4e7gceal5j34jj4ud2azbzu33l3miz4ivypvrl2s6m)
This is Brooke! Look at He
26-03-02 #oc #characterdesign
welcome to the world of machinegirls
ok but what if i asked you really nicely to do the thing you don't want to do with me
lil guillotine (guilloteeny)
a big stinky burger and a huge dumbass beer
man
man there's no way that's true
Dawrpile scribbles
this has never happened to me what are you doing wrong
alright...... but I got my eye on you
there's a semantic discussion to be had about butt flap versus butt cape
that's real cool
i got ten millin point on this
i haven't done my full ultimate asterix exploration yet but they look fun. probably
but it's got 3 asterix games
should give this a kickup when it's not 2am
I make androgynous characters and post them without much information so. I understand that I am reaping what I sow to a degree. but. the keyword is androgynous and no matter how exactly they look the assumptions are always girl. which is strange to me
it's been happening forever so I usually dont even register it but people have been very cavalier in their assumptions and labels lately so maybe just a quick PSA that not everything I draw is a girl
26-02-03 #oc
lineup of winners
how mad. like real mad? do people get mad about that
if bsky let me add the alt text after posting it i'd be very powerful
people compliment your alt text a lot but it seems like you didn't describe the word written on the bird man's ass. maybe you just don't get that your actions can reflect poorly not just on yourself but others
I think next time you should actively and aggressively destroy your computer and home
Gundemon Admiral Masayoshi
As long as I got hands i'm good but hopefully they can make it hot later
would you believe this face is listed as a top threat in several sectors?
reposting one of my fav Axafizas
