One of these just schlappin you in the face with a pawful of slime 🥴

what if two toons were stuck in a pillory next to each other with the stipulation that whoever got hit by less pies "lost" and got subjected to something even more embarrassing, so you had two stooges desperately begging to be the target of a laughing crowd with infinite pastry at their disposal

A shopping cart with green and yellow pigments in it

Skunkapalooza Green™️ brought to you by PupCo 💚

I rolled around in the mud too much with my collar on so it had to get taken off to be cleaned and dried off and now I feel naked .w.

And I'll be holding his leash! Come say hi!

Oh wait what is it? This looks fun to wear

Good dogs all!!

OINK

My dumb hooves can't work a camera. If there's something specific you want to see maybe my farmer will help me document it .////.

Like I'm not gonna have my snout buried in the bottom of that tin already *OINK*

A freshly churned pit of thick bentonite clay, footprints leading off to frame left

It's kind of a blur, but I'm told I was a very VERY good pig.

Ready for a nap OINK

*SNORT*

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*presses it A LOT*

The cone is so cute! What a DORK

A premade blueberry pie and a can of whipped cream sitting on the counter

Farmer said I gotta eat this without using my paws...

Kataze wearing a pig costume, smiling

Been a long couple weeks. Gonna just be a pig for a few days if that's okay with you.

Oink!

Fired a tomato cannon at someone with a suspiciously furry banner at open sauce this weekend and like... I've gotta secretly be in a telegram group with that guy right?

You see someone else wearing this at the con and music immediately starts playing in the distance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fupf...

Can't sleep so spending my energy on coming up with #skunkapaloooza pranks to play on baby @rusty.cubhub.social

Costume TF lore rule 44b; if the costume stinks, the resulting character will be a stinky idiot.

I wonder if @duster.bsky.social knew that going in?

oh dang oh gosh oh heck 🧡

Part time clown WIP

THERE WERE SO MANY MORE LAYERS THAN I THOUGHT

HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A MAGICIAN

I CLAPPED

@crinklepuppy.bsky.social is wearing locking plastic pants AND a segufix diaper cover and I will henceforth be referring to him as the Harry Houdini of wetting his pants

Looking for a set of paws that are entirely machine washable so I can get up to messy shenanigans. Maybe sockpaws? Any recommendations?

There aren’t really any recipes that call for a gallon of chocolate syrup so you gotta do what you gotta do

Show me your favorite skunk spray pic

Look at all those kitties!! 🧡

I don't remember seeing that on jeopardy