Kiam / Eight

Genuinely still cannot figure out what a “consulting firm” is, what they do, or why they get paid six figures.

Holding P plates in front of a Toyota Corolla

Finally free

i Will Kill Jimmy Lightning with my bare Hands

I just discovered slurmcore. I’m not telling you what that is, discover it yourself.

Marie Splatoon Cosplay

Marie Splatoon Cosplay

Stay fresh!

Yes I’m wearing a shirt, YOU try shaving your back without help.
The only person that recognised me was a person in a full fursuit.

More like Gayfruit amirite fellas?

Apparently I’m blocked by 33 people which is astonishing considering I don’t talk to anyone lol. I’m also on 2 lists, but I don’t know what they are. I really wanna know.

I am not smart enough to play Portal Reloaded. Wonderful mod. One of the best. Too fuckin much for me.

Went for a hike today. I’m such a strollpilled walkcel.

Many such cases!

I AM A TERRORIST AND THIS IS A CREDIBLE THREAT. DEATH TO AMERICA.

Check this shit out

megalomaniac18.straw.page

Slime Rancher absolutely slaps what the FUCK was going on in the 2015-2017 indie space that produced such bangers

What on earth are you talking about

“Troll” implies they’re looking for a reaction, when this is that person’s unfiltered genuine dogshit opinion. They’re using the steam forum to “provide feedback” just like the other users. Just recognise that this person’s opinion doesn’t matter and move on.

Every time I hate myself for being an autistic loser that mooches off the government, I think to myself… “At least I’m not Chris Chan”

I should let you know that this post is the only thing showing up in the “firehose” feed right now

This is why I like bluesky. I have the following feed that I have control over and the dedicated Marie Splatoon feed.

Almost every single post served to me by le instagram algorithm I’ve hit the three dots and said “not interested” but it STILL just shows me ragebait or gooner shit. That’s what gets engagement I guess.

IT’S HERE

I’ve been constantly refreshing the shipping tracking site for my steam deck for the past 4 days

The problem is that you’re doing more thinking about this than they are.

Radiant Revival would be a great song if it wasn’t about getting back with your ex (don’t do that)

I’m watching a bunch of “should you get a steam deck in 2025” videos as if I haven’t already paid for it lmao

I’m just happy that now my WMR headset is a brick I have an excuse to switch to linux.

Steam Deck -20% A$519.20

Steam Deck was at a discount so I had to jump on it!! My computers really old so I’m getting this instead of upgrading it. I can’t wait 3-5 business days for it to arrive!!!!

Margery from bingo ain’t fuckin around lmao

Heard gunshots in my upper-class white neighbourhood full of senior citizens. What.

Hideo Kojima Mad Max game would go SO hard and I know it’s super possible coz him and George Miller are homies

Also if anyone sees my message in the echo flower segment pls let me know the timestamp thx