shannon hozinec

greatest headline of my adult life

lol, Will Stancil making an imbecile of himself in public, must be a day that ends in 'y'

wholly endorse! and it doesn't need to be a crazy expensive one! mine was like $45 on <shudder> Amazon

what— and I cannot stress this enough— the fuck

I mean, at this point

came here to make this reference, delighted to see it already here

“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

sure is!

sometimes when I think about how it'd be thirty years before I could potentially retire [I'll never be able to] and also that thirty years is the span of time in my life between first grade and today I really want to dive headfirst into a wood-chipper

bite me, [cindy] from HR!

funny when higher-ups get promos, it’s pay bumps etc before the work changes, but when us peons get saddled w/ extra work from eliminated positions that we do for years, thanklessly and without complaint, suddenly it’s ‘additional duties don’t necessarily necessitate a promotion or pay increase’

Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

👀

Alistair would never. Be-bobbed Alistair might.

pumpkin fluff is only acceptable ON TOP of pumpkin pie

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

1) mind your business
2) refer to #1

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

I escaped the spermbrow's lifelong consequences only through cruel congenital happenstance

no, the curse of being of eastern european descent. never have I known the loving caress of a natural eyebrow's sweet shadow

I have to craft those mfs from scratch every morning. they are pure fiction, an illusory affectation I painstakingly apply as not to haunt the passerby.

'let me have a smile on that pretty face and I'll let you on your way!' my brother in christ, I am a middle-aged woman wearing a giant NIN hoodie and a pointed scowl, lacking both eyebrows and a bra. do you not value your life.

go on!

but where ... is it insane? in the toes? the pancreas? the ulna?

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥

I like when it asks if I want to open an Adobe PDF with my Adobe PDF Reader. yeah! that's its whole job!

as well as a second wave telling me that none of the things I just listed have anything to do with the original post. it's good to be invisible.

a benefit to having only ~100 followers on here is that I'm unlikely to get a swarm of smarmy 'well actually' plumfuckers shouting things about gateway timeouts and cookies and clearing my cache