Lame Jacobs

now why am I in this

Seahawks? more like See Cocks!
am i right, boys?! ha ha hhh

born to pet photography
forced to set typography (Microsoft Word)

fuck

just two yolx sharing one albumen 🥰🥰

A double-yolk egg in a white bowl

us

Wine is 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 fruit salad
am i right, ladies?! ha ha hhh

Boots, that's my ego boost,

when the cat's away, the mouse will

run all its errands

you said it! (but yeah)

Y'all should try Fotogenic Cock Friday sheeeeeeesh
back it up, light the scene

I need the suboccipital release equivalent of popping a Barbie doll's head off

Photoshopped Fremulon logo, black all-caps text on gray background: This Unit of Entertainment Brought to You by: FRENULUM

pushing his buttons gives me that joie de peeve

The hook in Reflections lives in my brainstem

just me and 27K other gay people 🥰🥰

[Nelly Furtado voice] he's a home-maker make him cook hard make him mend hard make him wash your clawfoot tub

This kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use bootycall is illegal to build in most American cities

Tired: You up?
Wired (overhead): I could use a light rail.
Inspired: Is the bussy still running?

i'm working laaaate
cuz i let it linger

your mind is a thing of wonder

hoooly shiiiiit

I've got my phone pocket and my literally everything else pocket

not me the other one 😋

💯

Never using the word 'praxis' is praxis

good things cum to those who bate

you and me both

[Beatles voice] All you need is Kill! ᴰᵁᴺ ᴰᵁnun duₙᵤₙ

I preordered Death Howl