Cheers
#oceanscrolling
Good morning from Miraflores
I love that series!
I am done with wearing heels. Let a new era of comfort begin.
Our dog Nemo got a nickname quickly - Neemers. I miss that little dude.
Toad put his head close to the ground and said loudly, “Now seeds, start growing!”
Toad looked at the ground again. The seeds did not start to grow.
That shirt is fabulous!
On my way to the Stetson conference!
Tomorrow, I fly south to the Stetson conference on Higher Ed Law. Anyone else going?
Even by cult standards, this is just bonkers.
“Help!” cried Toad. “My list is blowing away. What will I do without my list?”
Skeptical pup
Today I gave a two hour training. My fitbit logged it as swimming. 🥽
What do you do when you wake up and have a fully formed television series drafted in your head?
Latest update from Columbia prez re: the abduction of their student this morning. DHS is fucking deranged.
“The agents gained entry by stating they were police searching for a missing child. Our security cameras captured the agents in the hallway showing pictures of the alleged missing child.”
BREAKING: Judge Patrick Schiltz in Minnesota threatens criminal contempt, if necessary, to address ICE noncompliance in an order calling out U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen's response to Schiltz's earlier questions about noncompliance with court orders.
"ICE will comply with this Court's orders."
Florida office today
Reality TV show where Mayor Mamdani and Lin-Manuel Miranda go around NYC together high-fiving everyone for 30 minutes at a time.
Microsoft Word is suggesting I change the words of Title IX because it isn't concise. 🤣
To prevent them from getting frustrated and jumping on the ice to play? 🤣
🚨February 24, 2026 marks World Spay Day!🚨
An annual reminder of a simple procedure that could make worlds of difference to a problem that is widespread, tragic, and preventable.😻🐶
a-z-animals.com/articles/wor...
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Research shows that having a sense of purpose can lower stress levels and boost our mental health. Finding meaning may not have to be an ambitious project. n.pr/3MoAtC5
If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle.
It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get.
www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
Those are Christmas movies. Because elves.
This morning I have found my flow #amwriting
My phone just told me, unprompted, that it is a twelve minute drive to work.
It is Saturday. I work from home. I am currently doing so.
What does my phone think I am supposed to be doing?