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The megila reading I go to uses the Aicha tune for the part where all the girls are being gathered up for Achashvarosh

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-Exilarch
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Sudden onset Canadianism is spreading rapidly, and has a familial component. You may have already been exposed without your knowledge. Check with your genealogist if being Canadian is right for you!

"imagine if other bigotry" posts always reflect excessive innocence and a lack of imagination on the poster's part

Obi Wan Kenobi saying HELLO THERE but it’s just sholem aleykhem in yiddish

Be sure to celebrate Sholem Aleichem’s birthday by saying hello to someone today

Watched the first three episodes of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms last night and my god, what an absolute delight of a show. Just, perfect.

I’m making plans for “after the evening siren”

Calvin's and Hobbes panel: CLvin's dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon

Thanks to President Trump's recent bold strides in the energy economy, Calvin's Dad's wish may finally come true!

His whole life after becoming an advocate for Spiritualism is this mashup of tragedy and comedy. Like, he keeps insisting that Houdini has magical powers. It'd be like if Stephen King was positive that the secret to Penn and Teller's magic was that they are sorcerers.

People push the WW3 panic button a lot but there’s a lot of countries involved right now

Are the Straits (of Hormuz) okay?

A WIFE IS FOUND. AND PERFECT SHE IS. THE FINEST BEAUTY IN ALL THE LAND. THE SWEET PRINCESS OF FAR JUDEA. AN ORPHAN. A JEW. HER NAME IS ESTHER. LORD MIGHTY XERXES. MASTER XERXES... ...RULER OF ALL THE EARTH AND OF ALL THE HEAVENJ...

SPARE MY PEOPLE SPARE MY TRIBE--JPARE THE GOOD SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF ZION-- -AND I AM YOURS, I AM YOUR BRIDE, IT SHALL BE DONE,

AND 5O KING XERXES TOOK ESTHER, NIECE OFMORDECAI, PRINCESS OF ZION, TO BE HIS BRIDE AND SHE TOOK HIM BODY AND SOUL.

THE ORDER IS GIVENE FREE THE PROUD PEOPLE OF ZION--

"Frank Miller Presents: The Book of Esther" remains one of the weirdest comics published in the last 10 years, and nobody but me ever talks about it

Naomi Klein not always fine

When Jews react Jewishly to outside movements, positively or negatively, that too is Jewish

Tom Holland and Zendaya are now married, says stylist Law Roach

(via: @accesshollywood.bsky.social)

מזל טוב

Which is surprisingly medically possible

To be fair if America’s next president is Tromp it would be confusing

Everyone needs at least two mutuals who have each other blocked

At least 8 just killed in a direct hit on a bomb shelter in a residential neighbourhood in Beit Shemesh, central Israel.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes posters

Quick question: what the FUCK?!?

JOHN LENNON: He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody…

ME: Wow John, this guy sounds like he sucks

LENNON: Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to…

ME: Stick it to him!

LENNON: …isn't he a bit like you and me?

ME: Hey wait

Syria also got hit by debris

*dusts off old 2003 bumper sticker*

REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

Cuba killed JFK?

Mr. Met is a Zoroastrian

The bombing will continue throughout the week OR until there's world peace. Whichever is... sooner?