Tyler Flowers lover

Tyler Flowers lover

@tylerflowersshow.bsky.social

big White Sox and Vikings fan

657 Followers 51 Following 423 Posts Joined Mar 2025
4 hours ago
A woman in a light purple wig sits in passenger seat of zamboni, holding a banner which states "no ICE, no more, no kings, no fear" in same font and colors as Minnesota Frost team iconography.

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game.
No ICE
No War
No Kings

No Fear.

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8 hours ago
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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7 hours ago

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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11 hours ago

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

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12 hours ago
ROBBIE AVILA, a large man wearing goggles pointing at YOU

our man Steph Blurry just hit three threes in a minute to flip their conference tournament game

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1 day ago
A guy crouched in a parking space with text “normal car in a dealership lot” The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text “Jeep Wrangler in a dealership lot”

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

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2 days ago

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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3 days ago
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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

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3 days ago

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

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3 days ago

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

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3 days ago
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House Elections Central | Eli Wright | Substack My personal Substack. Click to read House Elections Central, by Eli Wright, a Substack publication. Launched 5 days ago.

With congressional primaries in Georgia and Mississippi tonight, House Election Central has you covered.

houseelectioncentral.substack.com

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4 days ago
Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

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6 days ago

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

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1 week ago
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🚨 🚨 THE FIRST BUZZER-BEATER OF MARCH IS HERE🚨 🚨

Lehigh's Nasir Whitlock with a 50-footer from just beyond halfcourt to beat Holy Cross in the Patriot League quarterfinals

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1 week ago

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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1 week ago
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

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1 week ago

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

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1 week ago
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House GOP leadership allegedly worried Reps Hunt and Crenshaw just stop showing up to vote after their loses tonight

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1 week ago

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

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1 week ago

Everything is bad so I'm going to drop a non-political hot take: I think the trend of opening marriages is bad and society needs to go back to one person having an affair, not liking it, and getting it out of their system instead of blowing up their lives. We should be more French.

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1 week ago

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

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1 week ago

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

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1 week ago

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

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1 week ago

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

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2 weeks ago
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

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2 weeks ago

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

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2 weeks ago

4 Minnesota guys

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2 weeks ago
I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

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2 weeks ago
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Btw AOC saying “um” is the on same level of a staffer you fucked killing herself by self-immolation according to Punchbowl

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2 weeks ago
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 49m
What you idiot commies don't understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

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Says the rich person

Absolutely stoked to give off this vibe when roughly 15% of my posts are about eating Spaghettios straight out of a can

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