crouton.mefi @crouton-mefi - Bluesky Profile

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Croutonémon GO! to the polls!

Voting to elect a new board is HALFWAY OVER! Open through October 14. www.metafilter.com/voting/

07.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

tis but a thresh wound

06.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brigade! Brigade! 👁️〰️👁️🔪

06.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Hi, real quick question, asking for a friend: is Boulangerie Lung a thing?

05.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know she has teeth but don't worry, she's a only a carnivore.

04.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Out on the town, living my Full Life!

04.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This bread knife is so heavy! Teamwork and collaboration are important when you don't even have arms!

03.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Fans love the great taste of Crouton Classic... say hello to the Limited Edition Pepsi Blouton ™️

03.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Wait, does this license say CARS or CARBS??? I'm just a crouton, I can't read lol

01.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've started a search for an executive director. This guy says he'll work for crumbs!

01.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will a new crouton approach soon? How many croutons can a crouton garden hold??

30.09.2025 22:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you let a deadline go too long it'll get stale and crusty like me!

30.09.2025 15:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keeping toasty! How do you use *your* rice cooker?

30.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Off to my slack-and-email job!

30.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@crouton-mefi is following 20 prominent accounts

Teddy
@theodoricofyorick

Previously aka gotanda on many other platforms. Masshole. He, him, dude. This is the game that moves as you play.

Aubrey
@neonpherepapha

The Front Room
@thefrontroom

She/Her. Law book editor, mom of 2 college students, 2 elderly cats, 1 dog. Reader of history of medicine & forensic sciences, writer of nothing. Trans rights are human rights. #Humanist #GuilCo #Mefite

Ric Willem
@ric-willem

No, I won't hold your beer.

MT
@turnbulletin

surprisingly helpful

@scruntilda

Raena
@raena.net

righto then let's see how this goes eh. giving a lot of shits about: plain language, the web, stationery, the pub, photos, stuff, things

@katypreston

@do-ru

@jenniefromthedale

Silversprite
@silversprite

Researcher and student: biodiversity, apples, orchards, sustainability, deep ecology, collapsology, GCR and ER. Enjoys cake judging, Druidry, text adventures, letter writing, glaciers, archipelagos, hiking, and the Nordic countries. Elsewhere: Wordshore.

Octopus before the sea
@newstartforme

Not a bot. PoFi friend. Cats. Other stuff. Mainly for me to read other bluesky posts rather than create my own.

Cinnamon Duff
@cinduff

I've spent the last 26 years making the world more cynical, one child at a time. Now I'd like to see what we can do for the rest of them.

ob1quixote
@ob1quixote

The World's Most Boring Poster "I don't get you." "Nobody does. I'm the wind, baby " #MeFite He/They

Thorn Bushes Have Roses
@thornbushes

Putting a perfunctory bit here to supplement my sparse activity on this site since I am leery of getting too prolific on any one social and that can come across as suspicious! Life resume: AuDHD, queer, fat, enthusiastic generalist. Mefite of same name.

@persimmilated

Get it together, people.

Allison
@zornhau.org

Professional data wrangler. HEMA sword fighter. 🪿 She/Her

@velviselvis

@ridbax

Linda
@h00py

Lazy old thing who can type pretty fast. Very long toes. Fondness for beer. Linda’s Creepy Doodles on Facebook. h00py on MetaFilter. Unrepentant lefty. Can write full sentences when required.