harper!

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dude sitting next to me at the library today just could not stop using chatgpt. every time i glanced at his screen. generated some shit about the environment and made it his linkedin banner. asked if his profile picture was acceptable. what is happening dude

VULPINE ONLINE Harper's personal website and portfolio

WHO WANTS TO HIRE ME do it i DARE you
www.vulpineonline.com

HAIL!!!!! 🌨️

7 11 snack run in the rain. got tailed on the way back by a very vocal man who thought i wanted his drugs and then called me a pedophile. can a bitch get some smiths bbq chips in peace.

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what's the deal with this 'kuromi' stuff. it's so popular around me yet i see the thing and im overcome with the urge to punt it like a football

and RIGIFY DOCUMENTATION. seriously who maintains rigify where do i go to ask questions on the implementation of something its bizarre

i dont GIVE a FUCK about GEOMETRY NODES. i just want ANIMATION LAYERS.

i hate computers relentlessly tell me things. "your phone just updated" yes i updated it "you can tap to pay with this card" yes i'm the one who set that up "you visited Melbourne recently" i know i was there "battery is low" if only there was a permanent icon to show me that

yeah fuck alright ill get right on that

i may be unemployed and severely depressed but at least there are beautiful days like these to fend off the demons 🌞

ooo i should make my terminal copy it too, its great that most programs have an option to follow the system setting so when the os changes everything follows suit 😤 (except terminal...)

light mode during the day dark mode in the evening 🌚🤝🌝

I AM A STEREOTYPE.

youre doing a pretty bad job of it so far linkedin

megamug giveth and megamug taketh away

i should switch to injections just for the aura aspect its so cool

wrote my first INVOICE. piece of paper saying "give me this money" get real. goofy ass world

post-thunderstorm depression

coyote drinks sky

THUNDERSTORM TIME YIPEE

7 11 run in the Birkensocks happy saturday people

i have been upgraded from the lowly Green Waiting Room to the esteemed Purple Waiting Room.

Services Australia

i realise posting this directly after lamenting my lack of income is contradictory. the last time i bought myself a computer, i landed a job a few months afterwards, so i am following this pattern. also i did land a 2-week software development contract. at least it's something.

woman who spent an hour trying to debug her python install didnt realise its called python3

i hope i can survive long enough for luck to turn around. i have probably 2 months left.