Warren Wayne

It was asked that everyone take a balloon home from the carnival; Troy exceeded that standard.

I don’t mind anti-vaxxers being a dying breed but to allow this to happen to their children is revolting unconscionable. This of course should be illegal but the pro-lifers won’t allow that.

Your critical thinking assignment for today: Research the appeal to incredulity fallacy.

Any link to support your claim of Patrick Mahomes backing Trump?

Not a fact. The Eagles have never played a SB against a team trying to three-peat.

This is the only time in the history of the four major North American sports that a winner-take-all championship game ended on a come-from-behind score.

KC’s first two SB wins this decade came before Kelce and Swift were an item. And Kelce is hardly the only NFL player romantically involved with a starlet.

I witnessed 1 Chiefs AFCCG my first 42 seasons as a fan. My middle school child is about to watch his 7th.

4 does not equal 7

Ban book bans

Burrow is fine. It's his fans who are whacked. KC has beaten Cincy 3 straight times and won the SB twice since the Bengals last beat them. Mahomes Era Chiefs are 104-26, Burrow Era Bengals are 42-32-1. Despite these numbers, there are people who think these teams are equals.

The only America's Team is the Olympic one.

Starting from scratch, a team's chances of winning three straight Super Bowls is 1 in 1,024. KC's chances are now 1 in 8.

Don’t feel too bad about the Bengals not playing next weekend. The Chiefs aren’t either.

Mahomes Era Chiefs 104-26

Burrow Era Bengals 42-32-1

A richly-deserved dishonor.

The Chiefs won't play their starters since they clinched the top seed and played 3 games in 11 days. Cincy will not factor into the decision. When it comes to their team, Bengal fans have delusions of adequacy. Mahomes Era Chiefs 104-26. Burrow Era Bengals 40-32-1. These teams are not equals.

They are the only 1-loss team so by default they are the worst.

Wide right

Their 2022 team was 6-0 in games it trailed after three quarters.

They are the best thing. It is good for the league to have a team that elicits so much emotion, dialogue, and interest. Winning all these close games adds to that. Throw in the drama of trying to be the first SB three peat team and its gold for the NFL.

Percentage of starting seasons winning SB: Brady 33, Mahomes 50

Percentage of seasons being MVP: Brady 14, Mahomes 33

KC 14 playoff wins since NE’s last. You’re right, these teams are not the same.

They have the longest active streaks of winning seasons, playoff appearances, division titles, years with a playoff win, and years with multiple playoff wins. That is the result of being the league’s best run franchise, not luck.

Yeah, those guys never do anything in the playoffs.

There was very little in this screed where she attempted to articulate her position. It was mostly just ad hominen, the Appeal to Hypocrisy, and righteous anger.

HAIL yes.

When I get to feeling blue, I ask Siri who won the Super Bowl.

I’ve never seen a Barely Won column in the standings.

Bear-ly lost