Philip Englund Mathieu

NPR trying to “both sides” Dick Cheney… Pretty sure the guys in hell, do we really need to do this

Been working on rebooting my writing and rebuilding my blog while I’m at it.
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I want to watch a reality show where two retired NBA stars each pull three randos off the street and have one week to beat the others team in a 3v3 matchup

Pro sports are a typographic nightmare

A view of a chat screen for an app that lets you chat with local language bottles. The chat shows the user asking the model several questions about the Red Sox. The response is from the model are mostly incorrect, including some statement statements that contradict itself, for instance saying that the Red Sox lost the World Series in 2004 and then saying that the Red Sox most recent World Series championship was 2004.

Chatting with iOS 26’s built in LLM and now I get why all my notification summaries are so bad…

Liquid Glass is Hideous

🧵In the past week Israel has bombed: Palestine, Syria, Lebanon, Tunisia, Yemen, and now Qatar. In Yemen the prime minister and multiple cabinet members were assassinated. In Qatar the Hamas negotiators who were called there by the US to review a ceasefire proposal were targeted. These are acts of

A screenshot of a Microsoft Teams message that an event called “Mandatory Team Fun (optional)” has been canceled

TGIF

Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting SAN DIEGO—Calling the in-person gathering an exciting chance to check in on old friends, local resident Anthony Crews told reporters Thursday that this week’s in-person fantasy football draft had been...

Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting

Jason Momoa Praised For Historical Accuracy Of ‘Chief Of War’ Ass

Jason Momoa Praised For Historical Accuracy Of ‘Chief Of War’ Ass https://theonion.com/jason-momoa-praised-for-historical-accuracy-of-chief-of-war-ass/

My latest Mandela effect - could have sworn Bridgeton had an e in it

Lobsters are snuffle mats for humans

I want absolutely nothing to do with so-called Christmas in July

USB-C cords should be an optional add on at checkout. The number of useless, cheap charging cords I have from small rechargeable devices is completely unnecessary ewaste.

Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Taylor Swift Man Convinced He Has Famous Billionaire Girlfriend

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I would bet good money that Meta claims we achieve AGI before Apple figures out how to transcribe my gf’s name right

A nation of capitalists begets a government of colonists

The effing cynicism of “NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!“

Now is the time for rebellion.

How do we learn to fight when all we were taught was how to love and forgive?

Overheard a guy on a first date dropping mad misinformation about lobster telemeres and how they were gonna cure aging. Big liberal arts major energy

Proto-Uncle Philip?

Knicks fans, who just watched their team barely beat the Celtics in six games with Tatum out for two, shocked to not immediately beat the red hot Pacers.

Almost as fun as watching Crochet strike out Soto three times…

We’ll know we’re cooked when we start seeing clickbait on readthedocs.io like “10 things Humans don’t want AI agents to know.”

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]

“I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social
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Should have rented a spaceship

“Bluebonnet detention center” don’t tell me this isn’t already dystopia

A meme photo of an Adelie penguin holding an AK-47.

Most birds have a fight or flight response.

He forgot we’re flightless birds.

One of your investments did not lose a dime today. SOCIAL SECURITY It's the one they want to get rid of...pay attention.

The crazy thing is if you put Elon’s resources behind the old USDS you probably could migrate the SSA and a million other codebases in an unprecedented tech acceleration without razing the federal government in the process…

Happy opening day!