I have a big birthday coming up and this is the thing that I want. For Mother’s Day too!
10.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@paperandairplanes.bsky.social
Writer & sometime Flight Attendant. Technically an anthropologist. I commute across the Atlantic (I know, right?!) Nerd for all things ancient history, literature, linguistics. What’s your Roman Empire? #pile
I have a big birthday coming up and this is the thing that I want. For Mother’s Day too!
10.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My hope for the world – and especially America – fades when I see probable voters saying things like “she went crazy once she and Trump fell out.” THAT’S when she started thinking she was “off the rails”?!
It makes my brain shoot sparks
www.bbc.com/news/article...
a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons
this is the future liberals want
10.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 1463 🔁 274 💬 34 📌 13Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling
There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.
It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.
Although in some fairness I will note that the Australian editing is…very strange by our standards. There are a lot of editing choices that don’t make sense to me, so maybe the storytelling style is relevant (really, because I just can’t fathom everyone is THAT easy to manipulate)
10.03.2026 08:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Season two of the traitors Australia is the dumbest group of people who have ever been gathered on planet.
(and I feel bad saying that because obviously the game misses with your head but like Jesus Christ people. I don’t even care who wins this one because they’re all awful)
2/2
This is when I had to explain: “if men actually care if they’re doing a fair job, they need to stop comparing themselves to other shitty men and compare themselves to their partners.” [files nails]
100% this. One day my hubs came home & said, “wow these guys at work brag about how they don’t do shit for their babies.” He seemed confused that I didn’t pat him on the back (1/2)
09.03.2026 11:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0also true
09.03.2026 09:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sad but true
09.03.2026 09:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’ve already bought your tickets I don’t think they can do anything about that. It’s tickets not purchased yet I’d worry about.
09.03.2026 09:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh.
My.
Gods.
the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
07.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 8668 🔁 984 💬 73 📌 29Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
08.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 14287 🔁 4290 💬 31 📌 42ON target
08.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The fact that *everyone* uses Teams - an absolute shit product - is just such an insulting reminder of … [sigh] …our entire economic system
08.03.2026 08:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree
08.03.2026 07:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💯
08.03.2026 07:49 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Could anyone share what resistance account it was?
07.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Could you share what account it was because the rest of us would like to block it too
07.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0There aren’t words for this level of monstrosity
07.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell me more about
07.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn. yikes
07.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no! This poor kitty! Where are you located? I can’t take them because we already have two and it wouldn’t go well but I can try and help spread word
07.03.2026 09:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This. I do not eat there because I am turned off buddy ridiculous size. No way could I eat that thing
06.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
THE SHINING is a horror movie because it depicts a writer having to get a part-time job.
06.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 256 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 5And yes, the food matt needs a clean it’s Friday please pretend you don’t see that
06.03.2026 08:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally got my diva cat on video doing His Thing (where he meows at me demandingly until I follow him to his food bowl so that I can basically give him a massage while he eats 🤣)
06.03.2026 08:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0