Dr. Kevin W. Jennings

The last photo on Kevin's phone, after we found it next to his mauled corpse.

Mozzarella stuffed and bacon wrapped chicken breasts, to be paired with garden grown potatoes and green beans.

Are cookbooks technically self help books?

BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

My dog Jurgen just woke up from his afternoon nap, sighed, got off the couch, stretched, and trudged into the bedroom to begin his evening nap.

Life is hard for a puppy.

Last year for my partner's birthday, I posted in socials about how we sang "who's afraid of little old me" instead of "happy birthday" and many of you were upset that I didn't film it. Well, here you go, one year later!

I'm at my nephew's HS graduation, and the seats in this stadium are so freaking tiny that I have to stand the entire time :(

current mood

This is an orbit map for STS 45 signed by the pilot!

I managed to pull a muscle in my back while sleeping, which is the ONE activity that I feel like an expert in.
Getting old sucks.

Today I couldn't remember the words "vacuum cleaner" for some reason, so I called it the "carpet lawnmower."

Fark.com

NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045 WASHINGTON—In what is being described as the most ambitious mission ever undertaken in the space agency’s history, NASA officials announced at a press conference Tuesday their bold new plan to still e...

NASA Announces Bold Plan To Still Exist By 2045

Trial by combat is legal in Massachusetts, but only if you are accused of embezzlement.

That's reasonable.

All That Matters is Stopping Trump That's it. That's all.

Sept. 23, 2024:

"But threatening to not vote or signaling to others that it’s fine to not vote doesn’t make you a progressive; it makes you a childish clown who clearly doesn’t understand the stakes."

charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/all-that-m...

Oh, this is DEFINITELY going in my lecture slides.

If you want to get a masters in CJ in 4 years, let me know! I'd love to have you in my courses.

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

You can just tag me.

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Today, I have accomplished something momentous: I had a fact featured on the No Such Thing as a Fish podcast. It was about how astronaut Steve Hawley had to wear a disguise so that the space shuttle wouldn't recognize him (His crewmates thought he was bad luck).

@andrewhunterm.bsky.social

I love that.

Public Policy - YouTube

W00t! I finally finished my Public Policy course for Youtube! It's all about how policies are designed and implemented, with a focus on CJ policy. You can check it out (and check out all my other courses, too) here:

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I have wasted my life. Today, I realize that I would have much more professional/personal satisfaction if I had invented a device to slap people in the face via TCP/IP, so I could slap any journalist (or even social media poster) who characterized Butch and Suni as "stuck" or "stranded" in space.

We lit the candles on my wife's birthday cake, but our family realized that "Happy Birthday" is really stupid and boring to sing on a person's 43rd birthday, so we sang the chorus of Taylor Swift's "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" instead.

If it makes you feel any better, it was one of the saddest days of my life when I learned there was an upper height limit for astronauts. I'm 6'8" and don't fit anywhere :(

Once a cartel becomes large enough, it should be a vantel. Then with even more people, a bustel.

Does it help that you're the size of a middle-schooler?

(Sorry, sorry! I love you. I just couldn't help it)

Me: Being an academic is SOOOO rewarding!

Also Me: (cries while wearing a bathrobe and eating Little Debbies for lunch at 4:00pm)