muteki

Welp, hit my stand goal 🤔 #defcon33

View from Flamingo of the High Roller with the sphere in the background. Las Vegas.

For old time’s sake.

Does anyone have an extra BSides LV badge for sale?

Amidst the stress of planning for @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #defcon33 I keep getting reminders of why I do this. Aside from herding cats and putting out fires and making all these annoying little decisions, we reach people — we impact, educate and inspire so many. That’s fucking priceless.

Less than 2 weeks until DEF CON 🤯🤯🤯

looool 🤣

Going to Antarctica in Nov/Dec. I feel the need to bring some fun photo props. So far I’m thinking a Tux beanie for selfies with penguins. Some people bring a flag. Any other ideas?

Experimenting with hair product a bit. Turns out my hair is surprisingly curly, and with this one, also now smells like honey 🤔🍯

I thought about going back to Nikon, but I went to B&H to get some hands-on before buying, and the X-T50 felt right. When I travel to certain types of places, it helps to have a low profile form factor.

Nice! I just got an X-T50 😍

I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!

AWS ReInforce may be in my hometown, but I’m not, so I compromised. IYKYK.

“If you need wine, don’t go milk a cow” -my former manager and his funny analogies

UPDATE: ticket is sold!!

Yeah, sure! Of course there’s one - I might even be in it, but my Discord server list is looooong… ☠️

I’m getting a “can’t be messaged” error, can you try DMing me?

Layoffs at CrowdStrike. I’m safe, but if you’re looking for IR consultants I know a bunch of fucking amazing ones that will be looking for jobs 🫠

It grew back arms. Sus.

Portable air conditioner unit that looks straight out of a 90s movie where some AI in an awkward looking box tries to take over the world.

Pretty sure my portable air conditioner is already plotting world domination 🤔

Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong.

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BREAKING.

From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.

Screenshot off an email snippet that says “Your mold expires in 90 days.”

Perfect #nocontext but if you do swag for hacking conferences, this might actually make sense 🤣

Gahh I’m so sad I’m missing you both!!

Donate to Aarons final flight home, organized by Rachael Kremin We are reaching out to family and friends to help contribute to providing Aaron the best qu… Rachael Kremin needs your support for Aarons final flight home

Hey y’all, one of our own needs your help. @bind.bsky.social was one of the first people to make me feel welcome at one of my first @defcon.bsky.social & I’ve loved him for the decade since.

Cancer is a petty, callous, thieving whore. Let’s get Bind home.

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This is a fun time to be a cloud security consultant who specializes in Oracle Cloud 🥲

I’ll be there!

“High is a place, and sometimes I want to go there.” -Rick Steves

I really wish the constant rage I’m feeling about the state of the US would manifest itself as limitless energy to enact change rather than overwhelming exhaustion and mental fatigue 🫠