@lexiwherethisgoes.bsky.social
Old in Seattle Pure of heart, dumb of ass Weapon of Sass Destruction LGBTerrible Person The People's Tramp Giraffe Skeptic lexiwherethisgoes on Discord
If you're not masturbating to me, I can only assume you're masturbating against me.
20.08.2025 00:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shark week is the safest week to go to the beach because the sharks are busy being on TV.
30.06.2025 18:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me going through Seattle grindr looking for t girl bottoms
27.05.2025 01:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"you're crazy"
God forbid a girl keep up a family tradition
That is indeed a hard sell.
08.05.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Listen, I don't care if the Pope is from Chicago, I'm still not drinking Malort.
08.05.2025 19:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sure, I'm seeing a 24 year old puppy girl but she's 168 in dog years, so really it's her preying on me.
26.04.2025 22:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She said she can't sub to someone who wears a Tom Brady jersey.
I've never been this determined before.
At the behest of my medical team and the @tacobell.bsky.social legal team, I have retired The Sauce Bag since I can no longer state what year the sauce is from with any sort of conviction.
04.04.2025 01:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It's honestly not fair that I get to look like this while still absolutely laying pipe like I'm the third Mario brother.
24.03.2025 16:45 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Just posting some bait so I can get wrapped up in one of those Seattle T4T polycules
15.03.2025 18:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You ever go on a date, get home, sit back, and realize you are completely fucked?
No reason, just asking
I love feeling represented in literature! (reading the dsm-v right now)
11.03.2025 03:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm autistic. Of course I would love having a train run on me.
10.03.2025 01:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Utter woke nonsense
06.03.2025 15:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Dodge this
23.02.2025 06:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I got a new puppy!
21.02.2025 07:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Working on training buttons for Bagel. What do you think?
11.02.2025 00:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So, was someone gonna tell me that trans milfs were in vogue now? I've been sitting here having a mid life crisis, and you're just gonna not tell me that all of the sudden I'm in high demand?
03.02.2025 20:06 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's so perfect and derpy! I'm in panic mode puppy proofing my apartment, but he's coming home to a royal welcome
03.02.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A week and a half and then Bagel is coming home!
03.02.2025 17:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0that... actually helps a lot lol
01.02.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just made an appointment to get my Real ID license, just as I read an article about a trans woman having all of her documentation seized when she went to renew her passport so I'm really scared lol
Someone talk me down, I'm gonna crash out here
Do I know anyone in Kansas City Missouri?
17.01.2025 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a fucking perfect response lol
14.01.2025 19:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When you think about it, tapeworms are just nature's Ozempic
13.01.2025 00:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I knew how to backflip, I'm pretty sure that would just be my response to anything.
12.01.2025 02:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What would reverse taxidermy look like?
10.01.2025 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Update, her flight home got canceled so she's just gonna live with me until Wednesday lmao
07.01.2025 02:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
