Grant Zasty

Grant Zasty

@gzasty96.bsky.social

Death Before Decaf | Amateur Pedestrian | UMN SPH 22 | He/Him

222 Followers 981 Following 17 Posts Joined Nov 2024
11 months ago

A few beers and live jazz and I’m 90% the way to booking plane tickets to New Orleans. Everything else is really is smoke and mirrors.

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11 months ago

Gonna starting referring to Susan Crawford as “Old Spice” because she’s great at getting rid of unpleasant Musks

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1 year ago
Waldorf and Statler as George Clooney and Brad Pitt on the cover of GQ magazine.

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of gq magazine: thread

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1 year ago

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

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1 year ago
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Yoshees

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1 year ago
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The two greatest University of Minnesota moments in the last several months. #gophers #bts

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1 year ago
Minnesota logo beveled

MINNESOTA WINS THE @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social !!! PJ FLECK IS GONNA GET THE MAYO DUMP!!!

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1 year ago
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I AM READY FOR DRY JANUARY

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1 year ago

How luck we are to have lived at the same time as Jimmy Carter. And how lucky was Jimmy Carter to live to see 2 Pop Tart Bowls.

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1 year ago

“It’s weird that it’s rained the last 2 Dec” said my boomer dad while driving a new truck that’s makes 18mpg. The lead in his blood must make up for the lack of self-reflection.

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1 year ago

The Biology of Bee’s and other Social Insects with the UMN Bee Lab!! I was getting a cellular biology BS and this class was just for funsies but radically changed how I think about both insects and civil society

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1 year ago
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Video of PJ Fleck - Duke’s Mayo Spokesperson (via Gophers Football)

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1 year ago

Every neighborhood deserves its own little Black Walnut Bakery by right. No CUPs, no extra hoops. Just a lovely, walkable viennoiserie in everyone’s life

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1 year ago

Black Walnut Bakery is my absolute favorite in Minnesota. It has the best balance of puff pastries, laminated, sweet, savory, and so incredibly cozy inside. An absolute banger of a third space.

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1 year ago
Rowlf the Dog looking adorable.

The Muppets are celebrating their 70th anniversary--and the first character they're spotlighting is Rowlf! That's the right choice. He's not the oldest Muppet--Kermit predates him by about 7 years--but he's one of the most important in helping build Jim Henson's name, company, and legacy. /1

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1 year ago

Enjoy!

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1 year ago
Ask for dolphin free cranberries

Look, I try not to get preachy about sustainability on here, but try to be careful

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1 year ago
Angry goose chasing man meme:
"Cyclists should just take the side streets"
Goose chasing: "WHICH SIDE STREETS???? NAME THEM?? WHICH ONES HUH??? IF THERE WERE ADEQUATE SIDE STREET ROUTES THEY WOULD BE CONGESTED WITH CARS TOO"

Saw one more "cyclists should just take the side street" take online and reached my breaking point, had to make this meme 😭😭

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1 year ago
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Who's really to blame—and who isn't—for America's traffic death epidemic Politicians love to say that 'road safety is a shared responsibility,' but the reality is that some groups have a much larger duty than others.

We need to stop saying “road safety is a shared responsibility.”

Highway engineers, automakers, and policymakers have the power to reduce the sky-high number of US crash deaths. Individual road users don't.

My latest in @fastcompany.com 🧵

www.fastcompany.com/91233037/who...

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1 year ago

Starting my one sided beef with Eau Claire Engineers after they said they don’t do speed tables or traffic calming for school zones and pedestrian trails.

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1 year ago

I can do hard things, I just wasn’t expecting attaching a cargo rack to my bike to be one of those things! It was so needlessly hard 🥲

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1 year ago

Brick Oven Bakery
ND heritage center and state museum (and larger capital grounds)
Fort Lincoln

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1 year ago

Fine I’ll say it. Spotted cow is a trash beer and not worth the exclusivity of being available only in Wisconsin.

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1 year ago

The wide spread adoption of his aesthetics is what gives it that special je ne sais quoi of who has truly mastered the sad, slightly anemic and underfed look of the OG

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1 year ago

If NYC got the Timothee Chalamet contest and Chicago got Jeremy Allan White, when’s the Justin Vernon lookalike contest in Eau Claire??

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1 year ago
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Biggesota

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1 year ago

Neither of the dakotas will (likely) have a governor in Feb and Minnesota has the opportunity to do this funniest thing ever

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1 year ago

Long live Friday fish fries

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