resiliency is the key to life if you don’t believe me ask a staph infection
Today's mood ..
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Ambiance and allergens.
remember when twitter was so new that everyone chatted with celebrities cuz there was only like 12 people to talk to
That Cars song was just what I needed
putting on a ski mask and
breaking into your house
to give you a compliment
Let’s play a game. I’ll hide and you go fuck yourself.
What if every time I wanted to touch my phone for scrollin' I just answered an email or paid a bill or got a glass of water
are you trolling me?
My happy place.
putting up a live laugh love sign in the bathroom of this sex dungeon
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
“ah well, there’s your problem,” I confidently say as I point to myself
I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man
a proper thank you to both of you from me and my stab wounds! 🙌🏻😘🫶🏻
recipe for flourless brownies, actually no-bake flourless brownies, actually instant no ingredients brownies, actually can make while driving a car brownies
i do that every time i shop this was def about the bags
Ever read your own posts and think ‘damn, someone really missed the boat of diagnosing me’
do it for us, too, 🧱
sometimes you just gotta laugh through all the stupidity around you
The Indiana Jones movies are a great example of why everybody should invest in and carry a grabber tool for hard to reach things
I might have said everything.
🎶whoaOHHH santeria is the colour of your energy
You wanna get to know me? Watch me eat a chicken wing.
My irises in bloom.
under communism we’ll all have holographic charizard first edition
hey sorry I was being a bitch last night, I meant every word
🧜🏻♀️ 😘
Pastel still life, including a nice vase bought in a shop attached to an auction house, some ranunculus flowers, alstroemeria and an iris. The dried items on the right came from a bag of pot pourri. This was probably sold at a Cambridge Drawing Society exhibition.
#pastel #flowers
