sweetie π

i have to rescue them

*werner herzog voice* you have your light evenings now but the mornings are darker than ever

the cats don’t play (well, they do, but for total domination)

YouTube video by Half a Person Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil acoustic cover)

from the archives, because they are:

youtu.be/C-2BrzudMQw?...

he makes them cry all the time by just refusing to move out of their way. they’ll just stand, trapped in the hallway, while he rolls around at the end of it.

if my pets did rise up and revolt my cat would 💯 be the leader and the dogs his grunts no question

you must have read the alt text 😉

benjamin the black and white stripy cat in a chinese communist party hat. he’s chairman meow now

oh no, they’re recruiting

umm, flying kites are fun and frankly i find your insult pathetic

lol

it really is lol 🙌🏻😭🫶🏻

💯

😘

fyi my kids refer to finn’s feet as grinch feet and i love it so much

FINALLY!

finn the pomchi on an olive sofa wearing a military junta hat from myanmar

✍🏼

Saturn without its rings asking everything what it really thinks about Saturn and you still pretend to laugh at all my witty gazes in the planetarium

let’s rub some icy hot on our joints and drink some coffee, kim

Orange cat Mister Waffles, sitting on a wet paving slab with weeds growing all around, staring at the camera

Good morning

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

U.S. government has lost more than 10,000 STEM Ph.D.s since Trump took office A Science analysis reveals how many were fired, retired, or quit across 14 agencies

The U.S. government has lost more than 10,000 STEM Ph.D.s since Trump took office.

A Science analysis reveals how many were fired, retired, or quit across 14 agencies. Read more: https://scim.ag/4boPkq8

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Daylight saving time before having a kid:

“This is a minor inconvenience that I will sleep off.”

Daylight saving time after having a kid:

“Our entire way of life is ruined.”

get discounts on our rage

international women’s day 2: electric boogaloo

Calling in sick for International Women's Boxing Day

*sliding my sleep mask down* the world was too much with me 💤

i hope the next generation has it better but …

i used ai to train my dogs and they formed a military junta