Jubilee୨୧ Parody

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"Ready to comply."

-Daughter of Winter Soldier
-Mother Unknown
-Sister to MANY!!!!
-Made & raised by HYDRA
-Loyal HYDRA experiment
-NO SHIPS
-NO LEWD
-Dark themes likely.

「 CODY • HELLER 」

• Penned by @hcneyeyes.bsky.social

• Cannon 「AU」 portrayal of Cody from the self-love, female empowerment comedy TV series, DUMMY, about an aspiring writer who befriends her boyfriend's sex doll and the two take on the world together.

• NSFW in dms only.

Once you'd g̲o̲n̲e̲ , there was never , never an 𝐡̲𝐨̲𝐧̲𝐞̲𝐬̲𝐭̲ word .. And that was when I 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖉 the world 𓈒

Hey mom; so question. Where do babies come from? @merryandbright.bsky.social

" meh?"

// I said something on my writer account. Just let the situation boil over and work itself out.

I'm adopted. Thank God!! I did not get stuck with dna of Monty. I'm a straight A+ student that doesn't commit arson.

@jinglefullerhouse.bsky.social

Have fun in Canada

Mom…….

@merryandbright.bsky.social :

MOOOOOM. MONTY SET SOMEBODY'S HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!

I promise to always be the good child....

━━━━━━༺ Joy Frost ༻ ━━━━━━

An original character • #ChristmasRP

Multi-ship account. • Parody
OC and crossover friendly
Will write with any fandom.

Main ship is @merryandbright.bsky.social

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ #Bechloe ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

" A six year-old Mississippi girl is suing the makers of the Easy-Bake Oven, after her hand was stuck in the oven for more than three hours. Emergency room doctors were forced to cut the device off with a bone saw after conventional methods failed. So what I'm hearing is, you want me sued."

" that's not the point. I tried to make a teenager mutant ninja turtle action figure. The most easiest toy to make. And I made a green toaster.". Grumpy elf noises.

" what adult is believe in Santa? Just speaking logistics here. The kids believe in Santa. Cars? Not fun. For kids. Because they have wait until they get older."

" I'M NOT DUMB!!" She yelled back. The whole reason she was abandoned was the reason why he was calling her for.

" what kind of elf trains Pokémon? I can make anything but toys with my bare hands. I may have set a fire to the toaster , but I'm not stupid. " Jubilee squinted at Monty.

" It's like being trapped in the cookie cottage during Toll House season"

#BlueskyParody
Noelle Kringle.
Santa Claus ( Formerly)
Has a massive sugar cookie addiction.

Friendly Themes. Light humor. Kind-hearted mun.
Muse and mun of age.

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𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒚 ༯ | TMI portrayal

feisty redhead; little girl, literate and detailed, selective. nsfw, dark themes and mature content Multi-ship (singleship upon heavy chemistry) not affiliated with Shadowhunters or Kat Mcnamara
— ✎penned by #𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺

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She knows how to make household appliances. Cars. Tables and chairs. But, not toys. What kind of elf can't make a toy?!

"Somebody gave me fireeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

she's prancing around with a firework in her hand.

Bombastic side eye. " You just said a bad word. " JuJu hard squinted at Noelle. " You're grounded."

Spaghetti, she has found, cannot be toasted.

" MOOOOOM!? IS THE TOASTER SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLAMES COMING OUT OF IT?!"

@merryandbright.bsky.social

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JuJu. Jubilee. Tiny Tinsel. Or Kiddo.
She works round the clock up at The North Pole. She was abandoned by her parents as a misfit because she couldn't make toys. Luckily, @merryandbright.bsky.social was there to look after her.

Penned by @kitkatsandjava.bsky.social
Original character.