Excuse me?

The Mets have launched so many home runs tonight that the game ops crew ran out of fireworks 🎇😂

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Hubris

Adoring fan from oblivion

Studying the accusations so I can target the same rube

You know his employees see the shit he posts posts and preemptively cancel plans

I kept sending Dave Grohl emails saying ‘you really need to eat my chicken sandwich that makes you faithful to your wife asap’ but he left me on read unfortunately

The younger versions of the characters and the generally upbeat tone and wacky announcer really made it a fun game to be in

Rather than just say “blue no matter who,” let’s take the time now to not only find someone whom we think could win but who also will not compromise on the rights of our citizens and who will not continue to fund and arm a genocide. There’s time!

its a little embarrassing how poor he is. doing all that to barely break 11 digits? weak

You don't show up to my work and slap the dick out of my mouth

Oh but this one will be the end of an era

As a lance stroll hater I am not surprised

Capable of losing to the dumbest man alive.

If anything it might even be worse if it wasn't for a handful of bumbling racists buying the wrong size jeans just to spill their triple dipper on them

They're the only hotdog buns I buy

where the vultures gather

[ for Garma Day (august) / #毎月4日はガルマの日 ]

She looks like she sings fantastic

Beyond the immediate use of this to crack down on immigrants and people of color, I will bet you that they're going to target LGBTQ bars and drag events. With direct police powers, they'll have free reign to do whatever they want.

I just wanted to be the first one to say conch out

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Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

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that guy owes me like $20

what it feels like to talk to my friends about stuff I like

Countdown to Coffee

this is where reading comprehension comes into it. i dont think you understand what youre talking about or who youre talking to. this isnt about lgbtq people voting for trump, this is about them feeling like dems have abandoned them trying to win over trump voters.

Photo of Mr. Rogers captioned "I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better"

Photo of Mr. Rogers captioned "than to have us feel awful about who we are."