clem ➡️ Megaplex

For reference before we were dating he showed me Russian Doll, pointed at the main character and went "lmao thats you ive gotta take you to NY one day" and I knew in that moment he knew me too well already

Both incredible views but my eyes are failing lemme get a closeup

Getting way too excited now

2 weeks until @rusk.bsky.social shows me NY 3 years after asking to take me there someday, and our first holiday away just the two of us <3

Then onto MP to catch up with folk I've not seen for fucking ages and get myself out my head for a spell

Very very very excited

Christ 🥵

2.5 weeks till I fly out to NY ahead of MP

I am woefully unprepared

10/10 make this next time im around please <3 worth foregoing chopped cheese for

Name the ingredients before I score

Hufffffff

OK yeah I am FEELING these today and now I just wanna do em daily

As someone who's a huge fan of strong flavours its absolutely perfect <3

Having kimchi daily for the past week is doing my stomach so many fuckin favours and there's the added benefit of having kimchi every day

Doing the REAL fun pushups

Mistakenly didn't give new clem huge ears so maybe he's a savannah cat now h m m m

what the cat building what he make who be ready for megaplex what his name

Yall really love giving me alcohol and fun things to wave around eh?

Tidals great but their cataloguing needs work (putting artists of the same name in the same page) but audiowise way way better and actually comes out same cost as Spotify

Doesn't show how many plays a song has for an artist which personally I like, gets you finding new music

Why the fuck does Victoria coach station smell like DMT?!?!

WHOMST IS SEEKING MACHINE ELVES IN THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE??

Work contract signed, ya boys officially moving upwards

He did, his entire performance from the secondhis opening song came on i was in tears laughing

Gym music

So this was fucking fantastic

Have the single worst DOMS ever for doing a new circuit at the gym > spend 2 days googling "can u die from DOMS" > recover > immediately do the same circuit

Gym music

She just woke herself up sneezing which went right into another cats face and then she hit the other cat for waking up

Cat woke up and looked at me, instantly started purring and did a stretch toward me and as I went in to give em a little kiss on the nose they sneezed right in my fucking face so yes thanks I feel so loved

Went waaaaay too hard and experiencing the worst DOMS I ever have rn

Two image meme: Top image has a blonde woman in the foreground and a confused man in the background with the text “I can excuse fascism but I draw the line at not being able to look at cock. Bottom image has a confused and affronted woman with the text “You can excuse fascism?”

To those furries:

Crazy how an actual nazi piece of shit owning twitter didn't make furries leave en masses but a fucking government ban on porn did

Imagine trading in your morals for fucking cock

Disappointing

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The faggot has been spot cleaned thoroughly ready for impostor Clem with a French accent to appear at megaplex