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Vatnik Tears

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So... one day I was out bear hunting with my trusty Akitas (oversized Shibas) and we came across this dimetrodon. The akitas asked "can we?". I said yes. So they caught it, tamed it, and now I ride. Dino division Old Curmudgeons US Joyful Bastard

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I must be in the twilight zone. Cup arrived but the lettering was gone. Pleasant thought though.

03.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

More likely china goes after taiwan

03.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I have field (many acres) where I grow mind. I checked it earlier today. Wouldn’t you know it, it’s still barren as can be.

03.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Another grift to the king

03.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Effing brilliant (yes this is sarcasm for those that can’t fathom such word choices)

03.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So how long do we wait for china to try to invade taiwan given the tomahawk and interceptor shortages?

03.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thankfully they took the dog too.

02.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed

02.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Regime change.. It's likely to backfire and the US regime will be changed.

02.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It wasn’t just in Japan

02.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s an AI fake.

01.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are not alone.

01.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I first placed at the headline and thought it said 'targets' not 'transits'.

01.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. That is exactly my story as well.

01.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suppose they might need the Ukrainians to provide them some training on how to properly use the patriots.

28.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Karma knows no borders

28.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 86    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The proverbial shit hitting the fan.

28.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I'll run out to buy 1000 rolls of toilet paper today..

28.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So our dime store dictator - Dipshit Donny has launched operation Epstein Furry.
So I wonder...
Will this get him the Nobel Peace Prize?
Will the faux gold fall off the FIFA peace prize?
Will the peace board approve?

28.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed

28.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, they are experts on that particular topic.

28.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hear you. My old stomping grounds. Melanoma, squamous cell and basal cell carcinoma from all that. So yeah the sun makes me crispy if I’m not careful.

27.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can feel the skin cancer from here.

27.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🤣

26.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should be the first step

26.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was thinking along the lines of the mirror image can’t speak or do anything would get more approval than the real thing.

26.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of that, I have no doubt.

26.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he looks in the mirror he might find a current president with a higher approval rating.

26.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At least texas has no jurisdiction in New Mexico.

26.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0