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So... one day I was out bear hunting with my trusty Akitas (oversized Shibas) and we came across this dimetrodon. The akitas asked "can we?". I said yes. So they caught it, tamed it, and now I ride. Dino division Old Curmudgeons US Joyful Bastard

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It’s an AI fake.

01.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are not alone.

01.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I first placed at the headline and thought it said 'targets' not 'transits'.

01.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. That is exactly my story as well.

01.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suppose they might need the Ukrainians to provide them some training on how to properly use the patriots.

28.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Karma knows no borders

28.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 86    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The proverbial shit hitting the fan.

28.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I'll run out to buy 1000 rolls of toilet paper today..

28.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So our dime store dictator - Dipshit Donny has launched operation Epstein Furry.
So I wonder...
Will this get him the Nobel Peace Prize?
Will the faux gold fall off the FIFA peace prize?
Will the peace board approve?

28.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed

28.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, they are experts on that particular topic.

28.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hear you. My old stomping grounds. Melanoma, squamous cell and basal cell carcinoma from all that. So yeah the sun makes me crispy if I’m not careful.

27.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can feel the skin cancer from here.

27.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🤣

26.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should be the first step

26.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was thinking along the lines of the mirror image can’t speak or do anything would get more approval than the real thing.

26.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of that, I have no doubt.

26.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he looks in the mirror he might find a current president with a higher approval rating.

26.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At least texas has no jurisdiction in New Mexico.

26.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had a friend that had polio as a kid. It left him a crippled mess. Nice guy and and quite a wit as well. He passed away some years ago. Polio is definitely something you do not want to catch.

26.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let them carve their own out of hickory

26.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They'd best be quick to change the sign when the obit comes through.

25.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please send them directly to DC.

25.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah right. t-rump will call pootin just as soon as he's done talking with Z.

25.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice of them to highlight their preferred targets.

24.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favorite movies.

24.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The stupid is extra strong in this one.

23.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Donny boy must have told his ,ussian handlers that he's going to bomb Iran again to continue distracting from the Epstein files.

22.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope springs eternal

22.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0