SweetieFromTheInternet

Really coming to the end of my time on X. Gotta stand for something. And I truly hate Melon Musk.

Already halfway there. What’s 11 more months? Sign me up right now.

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Every time I see a Cyber truck, my face naturally just…

You’re a bot

I’m taking it very personally against anyone who emails me this week. Keep it till next week abeg.

Can’t believe there’s work tomorrow already. Why TF didn’t I take these 2 days off?

Happy new year everyone! Praying for pleasant surprises all 2025! 🙏🏾

Eddie Redmayne is one beautiful man.

Had the most relaxing weekend with my babes. Definitely what my soul needed.

Girl I get everything from Costco. The price and quantity difference compared to regular grocery stores is insane. I’ll call you about it tomorrow. ATP they should make me an ambassador because I be preaching to everyone who will listen.

I’m so glad I’m just starting. 10 whole episodes to sink my teeth into.

Day of the Jackal is off to a roaring start wow. Scenes from 20 minutes into episode 1. A show.

This united CEO getting offed is giving Day of the Jackal.

Sorry to disturb your scrolling.
We may not know each other, but if this has reached you;
I hope you get to live the life you have always dreamed of.
I hope everything works out in your benefit.
I hope you will be ok.
Keep going. ✨🖤

Dry lace ke 😂 it’s paper towels. But also Costco wears are amazing. Especially winter wears. Got a great DKNY parka for $99 on sale and super warm Chelsea boots for $40. I hope you have membership oh. It’s so very worth it.

I came in here to do a return and pickup my meds. I even refused to pick a cart so I wouldn’t be tempted. Tell me why there’s now a full cart in front of me 🥴

I’m soooo excited for you sis! God has perfected it all. We need to catchup!

Costco, you will always be famous.

Same WhatsApp group. Endometriosis is endometrial tissue growing outside the uterus, adenomyosis the tissue grows inside the uterine wall and causes same symptoms.

Good news, you don’t have endometriosis as you originally thought.
Bad news, you do have adenomyosis 🫠

You know me 🥴😂😂

@fedexeurope.bsky.social

What’s the status on my delivery? @fedexcom.bsky.social a package that has to be with me by tomorrow latest is still in Paris and I’m unable to speak to any agents. Please sort this out ASAP. I paid for express delivery so it makes no sense that my package has been in France since last Thursday!

I finally found a salad I really like that’s been in heavy rotation lately. The Asian cashew salad from Costco. So bloody good. I can eat it twice unprovoked. Asia ate with this one.

Nobody is talking about the shortage of pineapple juice. What is going on?

My biggest annoyance with Canada today is that I had to turn my own fufu. I miss cheap labour 🫠

Should have just sat my ass at home like I initially wanted to. Now Toronto traffic has shown me shege banza today. 2 hours on what’s normally a 20 minute journey.

Did I write this tweet??? I’m just here to post the things I enjoy and the people I love. I can very well hold a conversational debate but I have no interest because why bother? There’s enough of that already.

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

Smart money woman time! I’m high key enjoying this season.