Noam CHOMPsky

milking time

it’s been a while

Doechii speaks out against use of the military against protesters in LA during her acceptance speech at the #BETAwards

Amerie sounded a mess on that Tiny Desk performance but my god she REDEEMED herself at the BET Awards 😭😭😭

That R-Truth/Ron Killings promo gave me the same jolt of energy that I got from Mark Henry's fake retirement segment from 2013. ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. #WWERaw

wasn’t expecting to be met with a wave of work anxiety before bed… wtf is this about

I love a sexy old man.

Even with a hairline receding to the depths of hell, there’s something SO sexy about Walton Goggins.

CarterWear makes really cute and comfortable briefs 🙂‍↕️

Finally got to watch Sinners. Absolute perfection. 100/10.

COCO GAUFF WINS THE FRENCH OPEN 🏆

The American takes down Aryna Sabalenka 6-7, 6-2, 6-4 to claim her second women's Grand Slam singles title.

I love Jorgeous down, but she doesn’t emote enough (if at all) for me when she lip syncs.

We know she’s an amazing dancer, but she often looks blank in the eyes when she’s performing. It never looks like she’s really FEELING the lyrics of the song. #AllStars10

And if I said Lydia deserved that lip sync win???? #AllStars10

RE9 and new Dying Light!!!!!!!!!

Tina Burner is more concerned with trying to top Lydia than the actual competition imo #DragRace #AllStars10

Those two stunt queens are “feuding” like two chaotic Big Brother contestants who keep second guessing their final 2 alliance after 50+ days of strategizing, mental gymnastics, and cabin fever.

I know it’s gonna grow on me after a second listen.

The overall sound to me is like, 2000’s sensual perfume ad. If that makes sense.

I didn’t even realize her album was dropping when I posted that yesterday lol.

I listened last night and.. I wasn’t blown away? But as someone who appreciates melodic, almost whimsical pop music, it’s really nice to listen to.

ngl I’m ready for Sabrina Carpenter’s yeehaw era to be over

the evil girlies are fighting, huh

I do have an emergency can of deodorant at my desk for days like this, so I’m good. But all of this is a clear sign that this week has been kicking my ass.

I also think I forgot to put deodorant on after I got out the shower…

FUCK.

also I just got off the train and realized I forgot my wallet 🫩 Thank god for Apple Pay, but I feel so naked without it

thighs & calves out

Okay I’m finally on the Addison Rae train. I’m on board.

My number one internet pet peeve:

If YOU post about something YOU dislike, that’s your prerogative.

If I post about something I LIKE and YOU feel the need to reply about how much you DISLIKE it/judge ME for liking it even tho I wasn’t asking for opinions, fuck off.

There’s a difference.

hi divas 👋🏾

I suppose my type is a lanky 2014 PNW hipster 😵‍💫

I’m currently playing Infamous: Second Son, and I can’t get over how hot the main character is.