Ryan Thompson-Bamsey

Went for a lovely walk and got absolutely destroyed by a surprise patch of stinging nettles 🫠

JK Rowling should be treated as a radicalising threat to the same extent that Andrew Tate is a radicalising threat.

I can't remember how it feels to not be stressed ugh

A close-up shot of a bee gathering pollen from a red dahlia.

I took a lovely picture of a bee inside a dahlia today.

So much this. I like the look of DK but it would be my first and that's a risky shot for so much money 💀

Character customisation and Champions of the Continent stuff make that Octopath trailer a bit meh to me 🫠

"Yeah, we'll say the job is remote, but in the job spec we'll clarify that this isn't actually the case, more fool them for thinking they could apply."

-an evil person, probably

It's good! But ask James K if you want/need an absolutely precise rundown of why it's worth it

My husband and my father really love to ~take the piss~

How to train your dragon was pretty good they should make an animated adaptation out of it

I don't know but I support this wholeheartedly

No dick on earth is worth this bs

Rewatched the first two Bridget Jones movies and gosh I'm just so filled by light and joy and lift.

Such pure unbridled happiness.

Sally Phillips is quite possibly my favourite human on this planet, I'm discovering.

Right?? A free puzzle game with exorbitant costs to play more than six little things a day? Sounds about right at this point.

Life is kinda horrible at the moment, but gosh I'm motivated to actually fix it instead of descending into a miserable puddle. Anything to be away from this.

The days of being able to expect exciting stuff from Pokemon are over, guys, pack it up

Some birds in a pond: ducks surrounding the unknown white one.

Would love it if someone who knows birds could help us identify this squawky diva in white in the middle here

I have finally watched Whites, and oh gosh I wish I hadn't.

This show deserved more. It's so, so, so good.

Oh but isn't it a fab one

The single good thing that has come from me being self-employed instead of respected is that it means I was able to get a Costco membership today. So yeah, me and my 400 metres of cling film are happy about ~something~ at least.

This industry man. Feels like a sinking ship at times.

The sooner change comes, the better - whatever that change may be.

I hate [insert publisher here] too but if your "activism" is going after writers on poverty wages (who may very well be looking for other jobs as we speak) then I think you only give a shit about workers' rights for clout and prestige, not to actually help uplift anyone

Every single suggestion I've read from people who think Taskmaster and Dropout should crossover has been questionable to garbage 😐

Anyway I miss mock the week

🥺 thank you!!!

Thank you thank you!!!

If you insist

I don't know what to make of this

Is getting a mullet always a sign of a breakdown, asking for a friend who is definitely not me

Gosh I need a drink