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He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Scatterbrained ape. Multi-hundredaire. Any burrito's a breakfast burrito if you eat it early enough.

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Such a perfect example of Pundit Brain at work: Harper says he always knew Trump was lying about being the peace candidate β€” but still turned that into criticism of Harris.

28.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2892    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 39

...Wait.

Is Nick Fuentes...a fucking RIGHTER-THAN-THOU?!?

Did we finally find one?

02.03.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

He didn't really flip, he's just angry Trump isn't antisemitic ENOUGH to his liking.

02.03.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me the moment this Nazi wants to join forces

02.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You do not, under any circumstances, have to "hand it" to Nick Fuentes

02.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The enemy of my enemy...is still a fucking douchebag I wouldn't piss on if he was on fire.

02.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing in front of a bowling alley says " pay attention to me " ALT: a man standing in front of a bowling alley says " pay attention to me "

Fuentes is not as bad as Candace Owens, who will say literally anything. But the struggle for relevance is real.

02.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO. FUCK. NO.
We are NOT welcoming him to the resistance.
Fuck Nick Fuentes, he is a shrill harpy and a disgrace to all Nicks everywhere.

02.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If Gavin Newsom campaigns with Nick Fuentes, fuck it, I'm gonna become a lefter-than-thou.

02.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not, and I cannot stress this enough, welcoming Nick Fuentes to The Resistance.

But it is *very* funny.

02.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

As I've said before, I'm splitting the difference between the two different versions of him being dictator-for-life.

02.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

'no, you see they like his populism and his protesting and his actions not his anti-semitism' yeah but they're fine with the anti-semitism if they pick him. they have decided that anti-semitism is acceptable.

01.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 772    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

I get tired of American voters being pure innocents who can never be judged for their shitty, shitty choices.

01.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1308    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 18

personally I think if the Maine primary voters choose Platner, we will be entirely justified in judging them as people who, at the least, are fine with anti-semitism.

01.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1437    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 19

My wife grew up as the only Jewish kid in a small town in Maine, with everything that implies, and you can imagine she feels some type of way about Platnermania.

01.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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what the fuck is even happening

02.03.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

Two years, ten months, two weeks and five days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.

01.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh
The synthesis is that Harris would not have attacked Iran but that's mainly because
Democratic elites are too cowardly to give into their libidinal desires but are obviously stoked when Republicans do it for them.
9 @ijbailey @ijbailey β€’ 18h
Even after all that's happened, there are folks like this pretending we'd be at war with Iran today if Harris was president. It's an insane -and dangerous- delusion.
No president would publicly take options off the table against an adversary. Good freakin' grief. Grow up....
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David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh The synthesis is that Harris would not have attacked Iran but that's mainly because Democratic elites are too cowardly to give into their libidinal desires but are obviously stoked when Republicans do it for them. 9 @ijbailey @ijbailey β€’ 18h Even after all that's happened, there are folks like this pretending we'd be at war with Iran today if Harris was president. It's an insane -and dangerous- delusion. No president would publicly take options off the table against an adversary. Good freakin' grief. Grow up.... Show more 6:58 PM β€’ Feb 28, 2026 β€’ 11.6K Views

I fed this into an LLM and asked it to translate this and it said β€œhe hates black women”

01.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 18

this is just who they are

they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses

there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

28.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2837    πŸ” 568    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 5

I doom scroll because im anxious, im anxious because I doom scroll. I doom scroll because im anxious, im anxious because I doom scroll. I doom scroll because im anxious, im anxious because I doom scroll. I doom scroll because im anxious, im anxious because I doom scroll. I doom scroll because

01.03.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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My friend (& doppelgΓ€nger) Daniel Radcliffe and the great Bobby Moynihan are currently starring in the very funny NBC series β€œThe Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” - which I would enjoy even if it DIDN’T include gratuitous Weird Al references.

25.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2614    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 8

Kamala had a weird laugh though.

28.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There are actual consequences to sitting out elections. Gaza is one, Iran is one, DOGE gov't destruction is one, tariffs, future SCOTUS picks, I could go on.

My voting strategy is basically harm reduction, not sitting out unless I get the absolute perfect candidate.

*dons flame suit*

28.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

01.03.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A version of the "Mental Gymnastics" meme, here titled "Mental Gymnastics on the Political Left".

Our first contestant, labeled "Liberals supporting Democrats": a girl with a trivially simple gymnastics routine: "Republicans are unacceptable", "Third parties are not viable", "That leaves Democrats!"

Our second contestant, labeled "Leftists opposing Democrats": a guy doing an elaborate, visually impressive gymnastics routine: "We can't keep supporting the lesser evil or we get the greater evil so I will support the greater evil", "She should have gotten more votes. No not those votes. (i won't let Liz Cheney pull me to the left)", "She should have opposed genocide. Not like that that doesn't count", "They should act like Republican politicians. I refuse to act like Republican voters", "My loved ones weren't all that important anyway", and concluding with: "lol get owned libs", "now you can't do anything", "DO SOMETHING"

A version of the "Mental Gymnastics" meme, here titled "Mental Gymnastics on the Political Left". Our first contestant, labeled "Liberals supporting Democrats": a girl with a trivially simple gymnastics routine: "Republicans are unacceptable", "Third parties are not viable", "That leaves Democrats!" Our second contestant, labeled "Leftists opposing Democrats": a guy doing an elaborate, visually impressive gymnastics routine: "We can't keep supporting the lesser evil or we get the greater evil so I will support the greater evil", "She should have gotten more votes. No not those votes. (i won't let Liz Cheney pull me to the left)", "She should have opposed genocide. Not like that that doesn't count", "They should act like Republican politicians. I refuse to act like Republican voters", "My loved ones weren't all that important anyway", and concluding with: "lol get owned libs", "now you can't do anything", "DO SOMETHING"

Imagine if they used their mental agility to support progressive beliefs in a hostile world rather than creating that hostile world out of spite. πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

31.07.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

When doing the right thing mattered most, Leftists mattered least.

28.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you voted for Trump, this is on you.

If you voted third party, this is on you.

If you chose not to vote at all, this is on you.

Your reasons are irrelevant.

28.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1575    πŸ” 497    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 39
A social media post from Donald J. Trump on Truth Social, posted 9 minutes ago. The text reads: "Iran tried to interfere in 2020, 2024 elections to stop Trump, and now faces renewed war with United States:" followed by a link to justthenews.com. Below is a link preview showing the article headline "Iran tried to interfere in 2020, 2024 elections to stop Trump, and now faces possible war with U.S." accompanied by a photo from what appears to be an Iranian protest or rally, showing demonstrators holding anti-Trump signs and posters with Persian text.

A social media post from Donald J. Trump on Truth Social, posted 9 minutes ago. The text reads: "Iran tried to interfere in 2020, 2024 elections to stop Trump, and now faces renewed war with United States:" followed by a link to justthenews.com. Below is a link preview showing the article headline "Iran tried to interfere in 2020, 2024 elections to stop Trump, and now faces possible war with U.S." accompanied by a photo from what appears to be an Iranian protest or rally, showing demonstrators holding anti-Trump signs and posters with Persian text.

I am going to need every single person who said that misinformation was a moral panic to feel enough shame and regret that they leave public intellectual life.

28.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1375    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 29

I've already seen the Gamers talking about how totally cool it is that their favorite milsim online shooter is real now in case you actually believed the young male demographic would be as Anti-War under based meme man Trump as they were when the pantsuit lady was running for a position of authority

28.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9447    πŸ” 2571    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 26