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All right after the heartwarming very special cancer scare episode of Home Improvement. Tuesday night on ABC.

Yup! The rat fight happens EIGHT MINUTES IN!

And even before that, you get Jan Hooks as Kathie Lee Gifford singing about creationism to a monkey, and Carvey as Regis punching out Carol Channing (as herself) and getting his leg caught in a bear trap.
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It's even funnier if you've seen the Dana Carvey Show episode in question. During the first act, Carvey as Regis Philbin falls into an open manhole and fights off a giant man-sized rat. I am not making a word of that up.

We used to be a proper country

this is what streaming took from us.

I can never see Tim Allen without thinking of this:

30 years ago tonight:

I guess they didn’t want to live in a shithole country.

Now and forfuckingever

Like, my original post literally says IF Iran kills me with their retaliation, I blame TRUMP (and by extension, those who helped put him in power) for being the aggressor.

Could you please READ people's posts before calling them "white supremacist morons" going forward? bsky.app/profile/miss...

"It's no excuse but it's understandable" nah fam, if it's understandable to you that American Jewish toddlers should pay with their lives for a bombing half a world away with no connection to them or their families other than them being Jewish, then you are making an excuse, actually.

ehhh, that might make her think even less of me

I...don't recall saying they were.

I'm simply leaving instructions on how I'd want my death politicized on the offchance that, God forbid, their RETALIATORY actions (or, somewhat more likely, my own government's false flag attacks) get me killed.

Understand now?

He never said they were… this is the problem with pure text communication. It lacks nuance. Dude makes a post intended for his audience, who know how he talks and what he means…

and some random stranger has to misunderstand and throw around insults.

You're somebody's father?!?

Yeesh...
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And I laid out the terms under which I will answer your irrelevant question. If you're unwilling to fulfill those terms then I'm afraid we have nothing to discuss.
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Ooh, getting weirdly defensive, that's another demerit I'm afraid. Now I'm gonna need you to shove french fries up both of your nostrils and keep them up there until you've finished those acrobatic stunts AND I've finished my sandwich.
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I'm also leaving instructions on HOW I want my possible death politicized.

Everyone's gonna be attacking Trump, as well they should. But I also want to make sure y'all don't spare the venom for the do-nothings whose electoral inaction got Trump elected.

Oooh, sorry Jimbo, but this bit of cowardice gets you demerits. Now I'm gonna need you to make me a sandwich as well before I answer you. bsky.app/profile/crim...

I don't really see how your question is relevant to my statement, therefore before I answer it, I'm going to need you to work for it.

Let's start with you filming yourself and your immediate family performing some elaborate acrobatic stunts. That'll be fun to watch.
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One day at a time.

Oh, trust me, I'm WELL aware that most of my political opinions are most certainly NOT what most people think.

That's the PROBLEM, in fact. I wish they were.

I just don't trust you if you think your political opinions reflect what "most people think"

I think that the vast majority of people who talk like this will end up in some kind of scapegoating situation where they advocate persecuting someone else, and also they just don't reflect the majority

i’m just a woke lib but hey maybe this is why past presidents haven’t recruited their secretaries of defense from a pool of cable news hosts

Two years, ten months and one week until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.

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By the way, the level of incompetent you have to be to make Dubya look like the smart one is pretty staggering by its own right.

Ronald Reagan and Caspar Weinberger knew this would happen. George Bush I and Robert Gates knew this would happen. Dubya, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld knew this would happen. Because the Pentagon has been consistently wargaming this out and saying it's the obvious response for NEARLY FIFTY YEARS.

Anyone who's had their right to fully exist debated by some sweaty white dude who's just discovered Schopenhauer will surely feel this in their bones, but nice to have @marawilson.bsky.social articulate it so succinctly

There are no "devil's advocates." Just devils and dickheads