@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Scatterbrained ape. Multi-hundredaire. Any burrito's a breakfast burrito if you eat it early enough.
Two years, ten months, two weeks and three days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Liberal humanism and a recognition of universal humanity feels weak and passive when the reptile brain is screaming KILL KILL KILL AVENGE THE WEEPING PARENT, THE ORPHANED CHILD. GO JOHN WICK ON THEIR ASS. NO MERCY! NO HESITATION,N
Exhibit fucking a: Israel.
This is why you do not boil your brain on atrocity footage, because human minds are bad at handling entire societies & great at extrapolating anecdotes into collective guilt, and it feels *strong*, it feels *righteous*, to believe these things, far more so to the reptile brain than any liberal ethos
03.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 112 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0If you find yourself saying these things you are as low as the worst reactionary Zionist proclaiming that Palestinians are vermin. And you would have known this before you boiled your brains on atrocity footage and outrage and the need to fit in with your fellow travelers ever egging each other on.
03.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 121 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
"what about -"
No. I don't care what evil country you cite. No existing country on this earth is founded upon the core tenets of child murder and sexual assault. Countries do these things, because countries contain humans and some humans are evil.
No country is founded upon these things.
For the record, no country on the fucking planet has as its core tenets "sexual assault and child murder." If you believe otherwise, you are a bigot, and you are regurgitating the ethos of the Protocols.
Fix yourselves, or go join your natural fellow travelers.
Actor Bruce Campbell announces cancer diagnoses.
Take care of yourselves. Get checked. 💔
03.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 185 🔁 75 💬 5 📌 8Feel like we are entering an interesting moment where different generations of evangelical theology are coming into direct conflict with one another.
03.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 131 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 0Yeah, but see...the Democrats were on track to whoop the GOP's ass anyway. So this just makes the war in Iran yet ANOTHER flavor of needless.
03.03.2026 06:05 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0“Yeah, not great news. In fact, if I may quote anyone who’s ever accidentally sat on their Roku remote, ‘Oh shit, I’m in Paramount now, how the fuck do I get out of this?’” —John Oliver, on news that Paramount is on track to become his new “business daddy.”
02.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 72 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 4Mike Pence was cooler than JD Vance. You heard what I said.
03.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 109 🔁 10 💬 9 📌 2I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like
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The ratchet effect How leftists create rightward change - Reject leftward change as not good enough - When Republicans move right, blame the libs
23.01.2025 19:28 — 👍 33 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 3JFC i'm talking to some people who are like, "i don't know man, i'm not convinced kamala wouldn't be bombing iran, too." are you some kind of asshole?
03.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 976 🔁 84 💬 42 📌 21
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social
03.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
children are not property
children are not property
children are not property
parents do not have rights, they have responsibilities
A couple of problems here.
03.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
It's actually super-easy to criticize Israel without being antisemitic. You just have to believe that Israel, like all the other states doing bad things, has a right to exist.
Alas, lots of people don't believe Israel, specifically, should exist. Because they're anti-semites.
It's pretty great being hard two-state solution because I can say Bibi should be tried in the Hague and not follow it up with claims that Jews are actually Europeans who have no ties to the region. I can also attack Hamas without claiming Palestinian is a made up ethnicity. It's easy!
03.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 117 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 1If this year was a person I would fucking beat it to death.
03.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
God DAMMIT Bruce Campbell has cancer. Fuck everything.
03.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 55 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 3
Bullies have two basic beliefs:
-they can hurt you whenever they want
-you don't get to fight back
The second belief backstops the first. But the second one isn't actually up to the bully.
📣If you’re enraged about what’s happening, take your rage to the polls.
📣 We have state and local election elections every week in this country.
📣 Including tomorrow, Tuesday, March 3rd.
📣We have three primary elections for midterms on March 3 in Arkansas, North Carolina, and Texas.
Donald is exactly the guy in the zombie apocalypse movie who lies about whether or not he’s been bitten so this all checks out
02.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0You have got to be kidding me
01.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 20 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Zz...
02.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 30 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0Two years, ten months, two weeks and four days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
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