Vaguely Halloween-Related Wordplay

Are you even evil?

Quick, name six evil things you did this weekend.

Every Trump speech now produces approximately two dozen 30-second clips peppering the feed that each alone should trigger impeachment or 25th amendment proceedings and are indistinguishable from what your worst uncle would produce if he had any idea how to make ai-generated videos

Even if I do, which is really unlikely at my age, there will never be another as evil as...her.

(stares longingly at a photo of Agatha while Air Supply's "All Out of Love" plays faintly in the background) bsky.app/profile/drwa...

...And THIS is how I find out? On fucking BLUESKY?

Well FINE! Go be Ryan Murphy's nemesis, see if I care! Hope he makes you very unhappy!

(cries into pillow)

YouTube video by titanicov Independence Day | White House Destruction

I wonder what would happen if we showed him this with zero context…

youtu.be/Eujwxh_r43E?...

YouTube video by David Alavidze OMG I'm Drowning Family Guy

Quick somebody get trump to a lake I think this might actually work youtu.be/MDPt7zKvexc?...

We are in the late-imperial China "The Emperor is isolated in his palace and the eunuchs are lying to him about the country" phase.

Hey Jake Tapper, you stupid bitch, you wanna maybe say something?

he doesn’t have any fucking idea what’s going on

Y'know, at the risk of being labeled a "shitlib" or a "genocide enabler," I feel like Kamala Harris would've understood the difference between news footage from right now and news footage from five years ago.

Fox News showed some reruns of the Black Lives Matter protests and Trump saw it and thought it was current.

My neighborhood today.

Well, now Trump’s letting Netanyahu block humanitarian aid from entering Gaza when for all his faults regarding the matter, Biden was at least stopping him from doing THAT much, but tell me again how both parties are the same.

The President of the United States is lying and/or delusional, and it seems like we should be talking about this and nothing else.

Three years, three months, two weeks and one day until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.

Lefter-than-thous: FUCK THE DEMOCRATS BOO WE'LL NEVER VOTE FOR YOU GENOCIDERS

Also lefter-than-thous: WHY AREN'T THE DEMOCRATS ORGANIZING OUR RESISTANCE FOR US?!?

Why? Y'all have spent the last 8 years screaming about how much better y'all are at getting people on board with your ideas than Normie elected Dems.

So go do it!

Last year, many "journalists" told us with a straight face that this woman was lying when she warned us about exactly this.

In a just world, those "journalists" would be legally reclassified as animals and forced to live in a special zoo where the rest of us can pelt them with garbage all day.

Anyone who keeps harping on the "we won't even have elections next year" has already succumbed to the exact mindset the people who don't WANT you to be able to vote have been trying to infect us with.

Okay, not all dino nerds are bi.

But all bi people are dino nerds, I think we can agree on that much right?

Louis C.K. Defends Performing at Riyadh Comedy Festival: “Feels Like a Good Opportunity” "The fact that that’s opening up and starting to bud, I wanna see it, I wanna be part of it. I think that’s a positive thing," he said on the latest episode of 'Real Time.'

“I told the Crown Prince, I’ve committed crimes in the United States. I’ve held women against their will and sexually abused them. And he said, ‘Yes, ok, but what crimes did you commit?'” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/l...

Three years, three months, two weeks and two days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.

And we needed to send a message about Gaza by *checks notes* making Gazans’ lives even worse too.

but kamala had a weird laugh so y'know

ah never mind

The Declaration of Independence says the foundation of US government is the idea that all people are created equal by God. Their rights are “inalienable.” Our Constitution gives, at a minimum, all humans born on US soil citizenship. No person needs to express gratitude. Their rights are not a favor.

Don’t make me tap the sign again

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But really, isn't the Venn Diagram between the two groups a circle?

When I worked at 7-11 I had a guy who spent a few minutes looking at the shelves of tobacco products and accessories who then angrily stormed out saying "There's too many options. Goddamn Communists!"

:/

I guess they didn't take the Veggietales' advice.