Zach

DM me the best FCF posts

Anyone here ever been to São Paulo?

How does one get into that “40ish beefy gays who never socialize with guys weighing less than 190 and have more money than their letting on” circle

UGH! No body gets my vibe…

I just saw the clock twink walk out of Fort Greene park shirtless. He looks good.

I love wieners

I mean, listen… I get that nothing beats a Jet2 holiday but WHAT IS THAT

Three skulls because Samantha won’t agree to it

I think if you don’t have undertiddy the rest doesn’t even count

Gladys STUNS in new frock

Do AI image generators allow naughty things yet?

Walked out of Superman. Too many countries to keep track of.

I hate you

We’re so close… spirit halloween…

If you own a labubu I actually think you’re a bad person

I hate it when I see a hot guy on grindr so I go to write a cringe message he won’t respond to and… there’s already an even more cringe message from me sitting there unread.

Strict bottoms are a policy failure

Normalize saying “I’ve had enough” and exiting zoom meetings early

So true

I’m going to be in BROOKLYN tomorrow

I’m “you’re going to be mad at yourself tomorrow if you don’t just do it tonight” years old

Are you having a stroke?

I mostly want a cat so that when it’s absolutely horrible I can pet it and say things like “you’re perfect and would never do anything bad my little baby”

I read anna k last summer (and yes I know they’re by different authors)

I’m reading Brothers Karamazov lets me book buddiessss

I'm the guy at the ny times in charge of making sure the headline and lede contradict the rest of the article

You often see influencers posting pics with genuinely not cute guys and it’s like… why can’t I be the not cute guy selected by the influencer?

I don’t think it’s fair that when you ****** you can’t see what’s going on

What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”

I flossed too close to the sun