Mallory

I’m obsessed with her.

I can’t look at my red light in the eye after making this.

Anyway I got a new tattoo 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thank you thank you!

This photoshop AI shit post (right) is pretty emblematic of the whole MAHA movement.

Distracting you from what they’re actually doing and what actually happened.

Wellness influencers will never miss an opportunity to try and sell you stuff. Including after their own surgery.

Yes, predictably, that blog is filled with discount codes.

42 million Americans will lose SNAP benefits tmw, and this is what the dude shares today.

I can’t believe I have to say this but you can already have your tea “internally” without putting it up your ass.

It’s called drinking it.

Friendly reminder that you can absolutely be a wellness girlie without buying supplements, detoxes, cleanses, and coffee enemas.

Evidence-based wellness girlies rise up.

Paul is cocoNUTS for airports.

My response to Isabele.

Master class level grift. @this-is-mallory.bsky.social sent me this article (stitched together here) and I was going to make a video, but I don’t even know what to say.

Crunchy moms: "I'm not vaccinating my kids, they're not a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT."

Also crunchy moms: "Anyway so here are the 10 different unregulated, untested and unproven supplements I give my kids everyday. Here are discount codes for 5 of them, and the other 5 you'll have to join my MLM to get."

The "experimental jabs" crowd who demanded more vaccine research sure is excited to see vaccine research being cancelled.

Controversial health beliefs held by wellness influencers are like their own imaginary friends.

Just because they believe in them doesn’t mean they’re real and that you should believe in them too.

Love it! And probably not going to do the same with Phil 🙃

If you were upset you couldn’t just straight suck your harmonic frequency water on up FEAR NOT because there are now EMF straws for your buying pleasure🫠 #wellness

Lol this isn’t even a stretch. Deal.

I’m back, will you stop pestering me about it now?

This is not wellness.

Leave it to wellness influencers to try to shame their grandma for content.

It is indeed Kangen Water.

Oh a local rabbit hole!

About to make a video on this!

My number one health HACK:
I don't take medical advice from influencers.

Friendly reminder that when a wellness influencer makes a claim about a product they're trying to sell, there's almost always a disclaimer on that product's website saying it hasn't been proven to do anything.

256: Quacks, Cancer, and Kangen Water (feat Mallory DeMille) — Conspirituality Mallory DeMille returns to discuss one of the most insidious wellness grifts: selling ionized water to “treat” cancer.

Listen here 🎧 256: Quacks, Cancer, and Kangen Water (feat Mallory DeMille): www.conspirituality.net/episodes/256...

I’ve been researching a Conspirituality episode on alternative cancer influencers for a few weeks.

This is what my burner account sponsored posts look like now. Like all of them.

Making a connection between cancer and your unproven MLM wellness product simply should not be allowed.