Post Ponies

The classic CSPAN bush "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him" image. The quote is over the image in impact font

I’m fuckin boogey. Die if you think not. No one will care. Life, death, meaning is gone so let’s freakin go and go and go

Soldiers of the people’s Christ let’s slay in a gay way! Establish as many FOBs in enemy territory as can be QUEEN! Emoji emoji emoji emoji

If everyone you’ve ever known has died suddenly all at once, Post Ponies WILL bring them back!

some gay bitch with a pony shirt on idk

listen to the pony podcast you fucking ingrates

everyone @gigipup.bsky.social just pissed herself moments before we are about to record an eepisode it was just me in here

Rescrobble if you’re #listening and not #killingpeople

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LISTEN TO ME ALMOST HAVE A PANIC ATTACK THINKING I WAS IN THE HOUSE OF THE MAN WHO MARRIED TWILIGHT SPARKLE IN THE NEW POST PONIES EPISODE

this week i went on POST PONIES to hoot and holler about an episode of my little pony. we also talked about that guy who married his twilight sparkle plush

OUT NOW! Sew Your Plush Pony Pussy Shut for Christ featuring @bosh.worstpossible.world

It's Pony Christmas in Human July! We're joined by Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds, Ill Conceived, and Traditional Scrench for an episode full of ideology and Clamato!

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035 - 3D Printed Party Cannon Oh darlings! This episode is simply delightful! We're on a trip to Canterlot, home of the transatlantic accent, where Rarity drowns her cat, Facypants' wife stims on it like crazy, and Pinkie Pie gets...

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We're off to Canterlot, home of the transatlantic accent. Rarity drowns her cat, Facypants' wife stims on it like crazy, and Pinkie Pie gets arrested at a McDonald's in Altoona, PA for her alleged role in the killing of Pony Brian Thompson in Midtown Manehattan.

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Footage of us starseeding podcast life onto your feed planet

034 - Rainbow Dash Did (Not) Kill Civilians Get yourself ready for a genderless jelly experience, cause this week the girls come in hot like the hip new hero that's saving ponyville, the Mysterious Mare Do Well. But it's not all heroics and do-...

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This week the girls come in hot like the hip new hero in Ponyville, the Mysterious Mare Do Well! But it's not all heroics: Pinkie Pie goes Sam Kinison on some chocolate cake, we all cheat at chess, and we went to Armor Games and got lost in your legs. Help!

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POV you are arrested by equestrian border patrol

Biden’s Equestria

Bag of hay

this time on post ponies, we pay tribute to the he/him lesbian role models we had growing up with @mythros.bsky.social

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Pony FEMA Walmart

Would you shop here?

032 - Bl*nk Fl*nk (feat. Simone from Gohan or Go Home) Loop-de-hoop's on everypony! The girls return with an episode recorded in the distant, pre-2024 election past featuring Simone from Gohan or Go Home! This time on Pony Time, our AO3 tag blows up, Appl...

OUT NOW! 032 - Bl*nk Fl*nk

Loop-de-hoop's on everypony! The girls return with an episode from the distant, pre-2024 election past featuring @mythros.bsky.social! This time, our AO3 tag blows up, Apple Bloom becomes the vehicle of fascism, and Applejack gets Apple Tingles.

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Baby Dracula is an ape

Hey soul sister hate that mister mister on the radio stereo the way you move and groove you know

We were unable to record a bonus in person episode but we did have substances and also jam sessions while technology cast us asunder from the Heavens© so yeah. Basically the first Post Ponies meetup was kinda SWAG.

We rank above Post Malone and Björk Post on my Spotify search for "Post"!!! We are gonna small gay horse the world 2024

An Equestria Daily Screenshot with the text: "Due to possible anti-LGBTQ, the largest streaming service in Russia has labeled My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as an 18+ show. More here: " with an image from said Russian streaming site labeling the show as 18+

JOKES ON YOU MOM AND JAMES FROM INTRO COMP SCI CLASS I AM NOT A CHILD FOR WATCHING THE PONY SHOW RUSSIA SAYS IT'S FOR ADULTS

Twitter screenshot from tara strong @tarastrong I liked it when I saw ISIS=HAMAS, I actually didn't read the entire tweet which is AWFUL & unliked as SOON as I realized. I love everyone...except terrorists. The internet is SO quick to peg people & make judgements. I'm still here to help everyone, & I mean that

here i thought twilight sparkle actually knew how to fuckin read

which of the mane six do YOU think is the most susceptible to the Gooner lifestyle?

i think it is pinkie pie or twilight sparkle

A black and white meme printed out on paper with two parts. The top part says "Until you can provide proof that Rainbow Dash is a lesbian, I refuse to acknowlage her as one" and the second part is a picture of Rainbow Dash very happy with the text "SO :AWESOME:" written in Impact font.

Barack Obama laughing heartily at a black and white meme printed on paper

After Osama bin Laden was killed, many saw the famous photo of Obama and his aides watching MLP:FiM. But we wanted to see what else was photographed that day. We filed a request for all official White House photographs taken the day bin Laden was killed. Find more here: www.smallgayhorse.com

Pinkie Pie Pumpkin Decorating Kit, where you can paint and stick Pinkie Pie's head and legs into a pumpkin

hey google, if i buy this and a pumpkin for an onlyfans video for the pod can I claim it on my taxes?

Post Ponies: 023 - Rainbow Slashfiction Wow! Long episode! We had so much to say this week, including but not limited to finding the fourth J. O. Emerald, making a baby tierlist, and whether Naruto or Sasuke would top.

Episode 23 - Rainbow Slashfiction

This is the one where we make our own Bluesky finally and Ocky is the one who's in charge of it lets fuckin GOOO