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This is stupid. Commence with the rudeness!

06.11.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"How can Republicans connect with disenchanted voters? We spoke to people at this vegan co-op to find out."

05.11.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is just to say

I ate the legs you had kept in the boundless wreck,

And were probably saving for an important metaphor.

They were so trunkless, and so vast.

30.10.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Super-Weird Origins of the Rightโ€™s Hatred of the Smithsonian The Trump administration has stepped up its antagonism of Americaโ€™s treasured museums. But conservative antipathy toward the institution began long agoโ€”with the bones of Bible giants.

@stepback.nebula.tv

Some of your problematic favs in here.

newrepublic.com/article/1992...

29.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they can hang up motivational posters that say something like "Works Sets Us Free."

28.10.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Utah has just approved a 1,300-person โ€œmega campโ€ for homeless individuals,This camp lacks transportation, features locked units, and even imposes forced labor.

They refer to this facility as โ€œwork-conditioned housing,โ€ but we simply call it what it is: modern-day internment.

27.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1548    ๐Ÿ” 952    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 236    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

19.06.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18874    ๐Ÿ” 5941    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

<Nikola Orsinov Voice>: Archivist!

25.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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+ r/AskAnthropology
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What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that...
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As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you.
The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is:
Little Baby in the dark house
You have seen the sun rise
Why are you crying?
Why are you screaming?
You have disturbed the house god.
'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god.
'It is the baby who has disturbed you!
'Who scared me?' says the house god.
'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool.
He has disturbed your sleep!
'Call the baby now, says the house god.
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12:01 รท73 + r/AskAnthropology โ€ขโ€ข What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that... 11 upvotes โ€ข 1 comment As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you. The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is: Little Baby in the dark house You have seen the sun rise Why are you crying? Why are you screaming? You have disturbed the house god. 'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god. 'It is the baby who has disturbed you! 'Who scared me?' says the house god. 'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool. He has disturbed your sleep! 'Call the baby now, says the house god. โ€ข 4 Reply A & Vote & Join the conversation

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

23.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3050    ๐Ÿ” 843    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guns don't kill people... unless they belong to ICE...

22.10.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you told him about Trot Neisjohnson? Because that name has BIG Chuck Tingle energy.

22.10.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
They say if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies gonna float on by. Well Lord, I brought a picnic basket and a bottle of that good French wine, but there seems to be some kind of logjam upstream and I'm starting to wonder if I oughtn't fetch the dynamite.

They say if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies gonna float on by. Well Lord, I brought a picnic basket and a bottle of that good French wine, but there seems to be some kind of logjam upstream and I'm starting to wonder if I oughtn't fetch the dynamite.

Well, this is the best sentence I've read in a while.

From Angel Maker by @matociquala.bsky.social/

18.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh youโ€™re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

17.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5080    ๐Ÿ” 964    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

@ztul.bsky.social

16.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I took out a mortgage on a $100k Let's Go Brandon sticker, and now nobody will talk to me. I'm a victim."

16.10.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

15.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35278    ๐Ÿ” 9893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 561

Does this make the Fresno Nightcrawlers escaped souls?

16.10.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@scalzi.com - your next investment?

16.10.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I first learned about Bohemian Grove from Significant Others by Armistead Maupin.

15.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume ๐Ÿ‘ป

"You, Sir, should unmask."

15.10.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Gospel According to the House Hippo
YouTube video by It's Probably (not) Aliens! The Gospel According to the House Hippo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhDD...

15.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ed Gein would have loved Etsy.

13.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We will continue killing random people until Antifa ??????"

09.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Water.

09.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, at least they're honest:

Behold my spying software, named after the cursed orb that a second-rate industrialist villain used to spy on the heroes.

09.10.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.

The advisor from SimCity hollers at the player, "YOU CAN'T LET A FROG DANCE EROTICALLY AT YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" The typeface is Chicago but the city is Portland.

08.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1219    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

A monster of vaguely anthropoid outline with tentacled head, scaly body, rudimentary wings and prodigious claws, a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive. This October, only at Greeneville Zoo!

07.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 309    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
If I Had A Rocket Launcher
YouTube video by Bruce Cockburn - Topic If I Had A Rocket Launcher

While we're having a moment, I'm just going to remind people that country remakes of pop songs do very, very well, and this song is just sitting out there waiting for one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJkT...

08.10.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dolly Parton's sister is asking us to pray for her sister, which is going to confusing to many people who only ever pray to Dolly.

07.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1017    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Talislanta has some good stuff for this, being that it's set in a Post-Magical-Apocalypse world.

06.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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