kermode (Rob Ruger)

kermode (Rob Ruger)

@kermode.bsky.social

Sex God-King of Love and Power

118 Followers 157 Following 195 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

I feel like Gamera is the better choice here. He's friend to children everywhere. Plus rockets.

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2 days ago
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3 days ago

This is how I'm responding to declarations of love from now on, too.

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1 week ago
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I'm not great at this. Howdy Sailor.

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2 weeks ago

Meatloaf was Bob Seger's Wario.

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3 weeks ago

Since you've obviously travelled back in time to the 90s, I'll take a Deli Dinger or a Breakfast Dagwood, please.

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3 weeks ago
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Eating Saturday Night Live GIF Alt: Murder Durder Saturday Night Live GIF
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1 month ago

It's giving Ted Bundy.

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1 month ago
vhs cassette titled bears bears bears

*mötley crüe voice*:

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1 month ago

Woah... woah...woah...

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1 month ago

Bona eek

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1 month ago

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

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1 month ago

I know it primarily from Loreena McKennitt. It's a gorgeous song.

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1 month ago
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a cartoon of a teddy bear wearing a hat and tie Alt: a cartoon of a teddy bear wearing a leather fisherman's cap and harness in front of a seisure-inducing bear flag
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1 month ago

@ztul.bsky.social

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1 month ago

Howdy. I'm Andrew. Or I would be if my cousin hadn't been born first and stolen the name. 😄

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1 month ago

I am guessing the pronunciation youre looking for is "fillim"

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1 month ago
A bunch of werewolf sex workers waiting for clients

I can't be the only one who sees a bunch of werewolf sex workers waiting around for clients, right?

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1 month ago

For your first case or two, I recommend offering investigation skills to the players and how they might apply.

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1 month ago

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Dakoda Motor Co.
Morcheeba
The Cardigans
Spiritbox
Tarja

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1 month ago

"We used Grok to sort people into ectomorphs, endomorphs, mesomorphs, and lagomorphs. Turns out a lot more people are rabbits than previously thought."

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1 month ago

AI Policing is just 21st Century Phrenology.

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1 month ago
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a man with blue face paint and a necklace with the words whoop on the bottom ALT: a man with blue face paint and a necklace with the words whoop on the bottom
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2 months ago

When these people say "War on..." what they mean is "Alternatives to..."

There's a certain kind of person who feels personally judged and attacked whenever anyone else makes a choice they wouldn't make.

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2 months ago

Food bank of Delaware will take pet food.

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2 months ago

Same.

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Mzuri Sana!

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2 months ago
A perfectly innocent, definitely-not-made-of-asbestos snowman holding a stop sign.
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2 months ago

Ministry of Fear

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