🏳️‍🌈🍂 Ms_Xtina 🦃🏳️‍🌈

Loki 😂

I'm no relationship expert, but the advice i usually give people is that you aren't going to find someone who matches you in every aspect of life. There has to be a compromise, a little give or take.

I just wish my compromise wasn't such a huge deal for me 😕

After watching both games last weekend, I just don't see a competition lol

Appliance help!

I have a whirlpool dishwasher that we bought in 2020. It's recently stopped fully draining. I've pulled off the pump motor- nothing was in it, nothing stuck. I've cleaned everything except the areas of the drain tube i can't see. Still not draining.

Is it new dishwasher time?

Have any of you downsized from a king to queen bed to force cuddles? Because I'm about to.

Congrats on the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl.

I never in all my years thought we would revisit this

And here we are

I just checked—it turns out that Art. II, Sec. 1 of the Constitution of the United States does *not* say "The executive Power shall be vested in a bunch of sociopaths who think they can do whatever the fuck they want and make shit up as they go along."

All 10 shots were fired AFTER they removed the gun from Pretti’s waist. Every single shot was fired after he was disarmed.

Across America and the world, people are realizing it’s not possible to appease America’s dictator.

The only way to deal with him is to stand up to him — and the only way to stand up to him is by joining together against him.

It's time for a massive general strike across the country.

The difference between Hitler and Trump? Cameras exist in our pockets this time around.

This game is boring so far.

Looking for his new family ❤️

Fuck. This. Shit.

Just come right out and say we're never having sex again. It'll be easier on my heart.

fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch

Look at this sweet 8 year old.

I miss my dads. I lost my biological dad 2.5 years ago, and my stepdad of 35+ years in June. Every time I want to build something, or think up something that I want to do in my yard, I grab my phone to text. Does it ever get easier? 🥺

This is what Stephen Miller is calling an “insurrection”

I don't know who Groucho Marx is but I'm pretty sure it was my step dad around the holidays.

There shouldn't be people in their 60s and 70s intentionally overdosing in this country 😭

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

This is my friend Matt's Emmy from 2011 which I now proudly accept. Thank you all for this great honor.