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Corglet?

Goldens, man.

I ain't gonna waste pie on these fuckwaffles so can I stuff them with meat scraps?

"Okay, but that's not what I asked."

Just OK-9 Shop | Spreadshop Bacon Thievery? ⭐ Megatism ❗ Bacon Thievery

So I'm not one to really put stuff like this out there but I've got some pretty cute stuff on here. The dog is not for sale.

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Me with my sister's cats.

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Children of narcissists holding back:

He's a narcissist.

It's SO dumb. Honestly I think that's what might save us--the fact that the whole lot of them are dumbasses. It's gonna take a lot for this country to recover once he's out.

Considering that the Tangerine Scream called it a hoax repeatedly and they're all fucking terrified of him, probably.

Bargain Basement Pale Man needs to get sat.

Professional Snackface.

Send my niece more love, please.

To quote Thundercleese from the Brak Show, three Hams.

Enjoy.

Ever watch Toast of London? Literal ham-to-Hamm. Yes, Jon Hamm is in an episode, hanging with Matt Berry AND Brian Blessed.

Nic Cage and Nicholas Hoult in ham-to-ham combat might do it. Thankye.

Still trying to recover from #NoOtherChoice so someone please recommend me something dumb because BBC comedies can only do so much. Goddamn I love Park Chan-Wook.

okay, that's blasphemy

do you need hate mail suggestions? We can collect you a bunch of odd curses like "I hope you wake up with everything in your house shifted one inch to the right."

Deep Discount ColinRobinson needs to fuck all the way off.

Just one giant head-clearing sneeze. Is that too much to ask?

Snaaaaaaaaaaaaacks....

I find it utterly hilarious that the people who call us "sheeple" are the ones who don't get worked up about stuff until someone tells them to.

My "goddammit" nail has shifted to the right index finger.

Hot Fuzz.

I personally take great joy in telling them that Tom Morello is Black.

I am all in.

Things that irk me:

1. People blaming a brain disorder for the Tangerine Scream's shitassery.

2. Saying "he/she failed" when there was no effort expended in the first place.

Imagine being such a shitty human being that a pup-pup wins a Nobel before you do.

Shoutout to all my #StL peeps who are having air pressure migraines today.

I've decided to lean into the baked goods scents thing. #Candlemaking