Herb Jonesing

Torn between "Jeff Landry should concentrate on his actual job of governor" and "Jeff Landry sucks so bad at his actual job of governor that I'd prefer he work on other things."

Court running off completed.

I get Queen is the starter and they don't want to risk anything, but he's also a rookie and needs minutes.

Oh Poole is out out of the rotation.

We might get Jordan Squared tonight if the Pelicans keep this up.

Bench Fears continues to be the best Fears.

Bryce McGowens is why you don't pick up the option on Jordan Hawkins.

Tripped?! He stepped on Herb!

Pelicans didn't even play particularly well and still up 15. Says more about the Kings than anything.

DJM actually on the bench.

The Kings don't want to win this game. Pelicans need to run these dudes off the court.

Were the Pelicans also out parading all weekend?

This felt like the longest Monday since the last Monday of the week before Mardi Gras.

I am physically at work. That's about the best we're doing today, folks.

Watching Jose in a Knicks uniform feels both right and wrong.

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

I could not be less interested in the Super Bowl.

Bottle up this parade weather. Perfect.

We get to claim blue whales, lefties!

I need her on the NBA halftime circuit.

The dismantle guy finished his job and has handed it over to the turn it into something more gross than you could ever imagine guy.

Queen adding a reliable 3 would be huge. Was hoping that would come in the offseason, but I'll take it now.

I have no faith in Dumars and Weaver making the correct decision on the coaching hire. The Kevin Ollie rumor is terrifying.

Losing Romero's scoring is the real concern. 40% joking here. #COYS

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Waking up to the Cuti red card. #COYS

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Of course the Pelicans win on the night I don't watch. Wait...

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Touche

There are parades tonight. I will be at them. The Pelicans cannot hurt me.

Does the IT department send my automatic updates at the least convenient time on purpose?

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Yesterday was the last productive day at work for 2 weeks. Sorry, out of state colleagues, but it is gonna have to wait.

*sighs in sadness, but I cannot resist posting…*

Alvarado thanked New Orleans before AD