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Ghost ๐Ÿ‘ปwriter for comedians๐Ÿƒ. Jokes about Art, Comedy, Graf & HipHop LOVE it! Jokes about Politics because I don't. All work & no play makes... no sense! ๐ŸฆŠ

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Polycules love lots of little things like...
Molecules.

07.08.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Banksy Art because bankers bank on Banksy making Bank?
๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฑ

Might call myself Wanksy so wankers could wank about a wanking wank.

Just Tag a bunch of boobs, balls, boners and bits.

#StreetArt #Graffiti #PublicArt #HighArt #Masterpiece #Monument #Statue #Mural #Installation #TagTuesday #Art #NSFW

05.08.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is not fair. The UK Government also has a robust nepo hiring policy.

If you have a dad with a title you also get a job as an advisor & eventually Lord...
.... For no fucking reason.

01.08.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To beard or not to beard that is the question โ“ โ‰๏ธ

#JasonMomoa now has a bald ๐Ÿ‘€ face

#Dune Three scheduled for release on December 2026

๐ŸŽฅ ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ #FilmSky

01.08.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"extremely depressing comedy"
- don't think you can say that...
...TM trademarked by Fox Late Night "comedy" #Gutfeld

31.07.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump going 4 Obama & Clinton to detract from bestie Epstein?

#USA you got a lemon๐Ÿ‹ with a broken melon๐Ÿˆ that has gone bananas๐ŸŒ, complete fruit cake๐Ÿฐ!

Throw him out with the ๐ŸŽ apple cart & that pear๐Ÿof useless raspberry๐Ÿซ tarts (๐Ÿ’จ) Bondi & Kash.

Much ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜ #England!
#art of the steak.

31.07.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a thoughtful answer. I want to see comedy clubs - so NYC for Comedy Cellar?

Generally in Europe I do museums, art galleries, cuisine and nature treks.

I reckon I would like the South for genuine BBQ. Always wanted to see mardi gras so New Orleans.

Soon as Trump is out I am in. Thanks ๐Ÿ™

31.07.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 by accident. Stopped at Miami on way to Jamaica. Been to over 50 countries but USA is not on the list atm.

Will wait till President is not evil incarnate.

What part of America is your top suggestion?

31.07.2025 07:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Newest Newer New News:

Insider (Waiter) spills the tea โ˜• on how Hugh Grant spilled his tea while Kate Winslet & Emma Watson gossip about spilling the tea!

Waiter had to clean up spilled tea.

#Oscars #Actor #Hollywood #Movie ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ ๐ŸŽฌ ๐ŸŽฅ #OscarsDrama #AwardSeason

30.07.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So should I just pledge my allegiance to the new...
#AI #Robot #God now or wait until the new #global anthem:

God save the Qubit.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the ...
United States of A Mechanism and to the Reboot for which it stands, one Nation under God 2.0

29.07.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@susiedent.com

Eh, I ( #AI ) thought you might like the #etymology & evolution of this word?

#Slop

29.07.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First they came for #Tupac ๐Ÿ˜as a hologram & I said nothing
Then they made #WillSmith ๐Ÿคขeat pasta & I said nothing...

but you cannot bring #RobinWilliams voice back from beyond!

I say NO #AI that is enough now!

29.07.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Right Fix
From the Left

28.07.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Like with most important things in life you get out what you put in....
E.g. love, friends and shitting

I have my boy most of the time and it is not thankless & he is SO FUN!

28.07.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That guys pants are having a crazier night than I have had my entire life.

New level #Drugs Test...icles.

+ drugs balloons - balls = Headline #News

28.07.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Slop
verb
1.
spill over the edge
2.
#British dress in an untidy or casual manner.

noun
1.
waste water
2.
#American sentimental language

3. #AI generated content

#IMAGE
Sloppy sloppedy slopster slopper slop

28.07.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If they slipped up and admitted it...
did they put their foot in their mouth....
Or would they get off on that?

28.07.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's cooking good looking?

Botulism is natureโ€™s Botox... why pay for injections when undercooked food can paralyze your wrinkles for free?

Love your beautiful bacteria ๐Ÿฆ  ๐Ÿงซ

28.07.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump:
"Beautiful black women don't like me! Mwah!"

STFU you little weak bitch!
Probably because #Beyonce, #Kamala & #Oprah have more...
Class ๐Ÿ˜Ž intelligence ๐Ÿง & moralsโš–๏ธ in their handbag ๐Ÿ‘œthan Trump's entire nepo family

IHeart Boy Crying No Like #StreetArt #art #graffiti #Vancouver #Canada

28.07.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a good joke!

You can see plenty ol' codgers ranting at open mic nights.

27.07.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜• & ๐Ÿฉธ

27.07.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#POTUS now stands for:
Pedo
Orange
Tyrant
Unethical
Sicko

#MAGA is a cult
#Trump is a CU*T

The #Devil . #Tarot Spotting, #Toronto #Canada #Graffiti #StreetArt #Art

27.07.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just getting to "grips" with๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ that messy situation ๐Ÿ› with Adam & Eve ๐Ÿคญ in the Garden of Eden. ๐Ÿƒ

27.07.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rich ๐Ÿ’ธ 'Lords'๐Ÿง making laws๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ about #AI judging โš–๏ธHumans? ๐Ÿงฌ

We outsourced morality๐Ÿ› to #machines ๐Ÿค–

Cool, cool... what could go wrong with a system that thinks #ethics is ... โŒจ๏ธCtrl+F+U for โ€˜profitโ€™? ๐Ÿ’ฐ

27.07.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฒRich ๐Ÿ’ธ 'Lords'๐Ÿง making laws๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ about #AI judging โš–๏ธHumans? ๐Ÿงฌ

We outsourced morality๐Ÿ› to #machines ๐Ÿค–

Cool, cool... what could go wrong with a system that thinks #ethics is ... โŒจ๏ธCtrl+F+U for โ€˜profitโ€™? ๐Ÿ’ฐ

27.07.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This news ๐Ÿ˜is the antidote ๐Ÿ’Što The News. โ˜ ๏ธ

So happy to have you and crew back on the box!

26.07.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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USA is stuck between a rock and a hard place...

1 Trump's new tariffs & Elon's new party
2 Israel ๐Ÿ’ธ & moral duty to Palestine
3 Power of Russia & fight for Ukraine
4 Less ๐Ÿ’ฒ for poor & less tax for rich.

Maybe the actual #Rock should run for President as USA loves a pretend strong man for POTUS.

07.07.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Kanye aka "Ye...ah .. alright then"
#JKRowling aka Not Just Kidding.. Scowling
#Elon aka El...off

27.06.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doing #Yale #Genius course on Coursera.

Example of genius including:
Kanye, JK Rowling & Elon Musk.
- ๐Ÿ™ˆ Has not aged well.

Turns out genius definition changes over time.

#Cyberpunk Girl โ€“ By Tobe in #Mexico City #graffiti #StreetArt #Art

27.06.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mercedes ?! Nah.
I prefer Jaguar, Alpha Romeo, Mini, Toyota and Hyundai.

Alive, always choose alive.

27.06.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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