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@slowpuke.bsky.social

storyteller & cosmic painter https://linktr.ee/slowpuke

3,190 Followers  |  159 Following  |  1,087 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  2.0168

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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch im puke and its ok to call me that | biz: slowpukelive@gmail.com | stream stuff designed by lazerlordart on ig

We’re watching Tubi slop. I never knew how many shark movies a streaming service could possibly hold… www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

28.01.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch lets see what the 90 day gang is up to - !discord

Come watch some fucking 90 day fiance this season has been getting great feedback www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

27.01.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

small deets for thursday: we’ll be doing an all day charity marathon raising money for the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund hosted by the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota. swing by and throw some bucks to help out the innocent people being brutalised by the American gestapo! i’ll be live at 6pm est

27.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TUESDAY JAN 27
90 Day Fiance TOW episode 4 and 5

WEDNESDAY JAN 28
TUBI slopathon

THURSDAY JAN 29
Goo Crew's FUCK ICE fundraiser special

TUESDAY JAN 27 90 Day Fiance TOW episode 4 and 5 WEDNESDAY JAN 28 TUBI slopathon THURSDAY JAN 29 Goo Crew's FUCK ICE fundraiser special

Schedule for this week at slowpukelive

27.01.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They call it Sapporo because when i talk to the bartender i say β€œSoPour me another beer”

25.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Avril Laverne Troyer

23.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch its tlc tuesday more 90 day - !discord

Its tlc tuesday in the fucking town www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

20.01.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch abandonware showcase - !discord

Whats up. I’m live. I’m playing old dogshit games I found www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

16.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow im using that handy new go live feature!! im playing dynasty warriors 2

15.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There truly is an inflatable minion for any holiday or event

13.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shaking my head while reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms on the train so other passengers know that I understand Cao Cao’s hubris will once again foil his plans and cost the lives of many

11.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stranger Things Telus store. I want 1 Dustin phone please!!!!

09.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a guy walking out of a bubble tea place in the mall shrugging his hands, shaking his head and grumbling to himself. Empty handed, also. Bro what on earth could have gone wrong ordering bubble tea to warrant that reaction

09.01.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alan Parse and Project

08.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch starting a NEW season of 90 day fiance - !discord

Saddle up every1 its time to begin a new season of 90 Day FiancΓ© www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

06.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ur killin it dude

05.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch im puke and its ok to call me that | biz: slowpukelive@gmail.com | stream stuff designed by lazerlordart on ig

Im streaming tn. Its a gaming stream but Black & White has been pissing me off. I’ll probs play roblox lmao www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

05.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New short horror story. 5 words… β€œGetting pap smear, Borrowers emerge”

04.01.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry man, didn’t mean to offend. I know how it feels. Those hoods think they can help themselves to a dolly because they did some back seat bingo ONCE after the sock hop…

03.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Guy climaxes in his trousers during twerk competition
YouTube video by Patrick Guy climaxes in his trousers during twerk competition

HES VERY EXCITED youtu.be/9JAssoktjLQ?...

03.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. Just had another really bad thought. Working as a soda jerk and the dolly you had your eye on is gettin’ chirped by a gang of beatniks. And all you can do is scoop that mud or else the old man would sock you a one-two for meddling…

03.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who said a white girl with eczema can’t be a friggin cinephile?? Yup. David Binch…

03.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagining being a soda jerk and a greaser walks in i’d kms bro

02.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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slowpukeLIVE - Twitch new years eve stream - !discord

It’s my first time doing a NYE stream i think lol www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive

31.12.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve watched Red One 3 times in the span of a year

27.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s stupid and kind of bad in the right ways and then also insanely engaging

26.12.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started watching Tulsa King and i hate to report that its fire

26.12.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta have them Wings… and McCartney II!!

25.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Together In Electric Dreams (Remastered 2003 / From "Electric Dreams" Original Motion Picture...
YouTube video by Philip Oakey - Topic Together In Electric Dreams (Remastered 2003 / From "Electric Dreams" Original Motion Picture...

I’m fighting tooth and nail to not catch her phone screen in the corner of my eye. The video is like 5 minutes long. I’m listening to this music.youtube.com/watch?v=vVJY...

23.12.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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