Michael Tex Mawby

We're letting it all hang out over here at Club Crackers! #ZeroFsToGive #SundayFunday #DiscountCrackers #DaisyCrackers

Daisy's Toebeans

I have a new masthead for the WashPo, "Democracy Dies with Dumbass." Thanks Jeffy Boy for fucking up a 148 year old institution. You are a two bit pimp and a punkass bitch.

Serving Chick-fil-A said enough for me.

Marco is a cuck.

Heading home today to love and be loved on by these two. 📸 LaLa #ClubCrackers #HomewardBound

Yes......this is the way.

One bishop, in one church, literally just asked the president to be nice and him and everyone in his circle been melting down for a week.

These aren't strong people. They're very, very weak people. They can be beaten.

1460 Days left......just breathe!

However I am not holding my breath. #Worthless #HouseOfRats #DoNothingCongress #BillionaireBabies

I just want to go on the record that I am extremely grateful for President Biden's full pardon of his son Hunter. This now gives the House of Rats, led by Speaker Johnson less crap to "investigate" during the new Administration's term. Maybe they will get to work instead on issues to help Americans.

If Saquon Barkley rushes for more than 200+ yards on Sunday, Philly will definitely be calling him Snowquon. #Bet #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly 💚🩶💚

I'd rather have a DEI hire than a DUI hire. #petehegseth

If I ever get nominated for a cabinet level position that I'm not qualified for I will answer any confirmation questions with, "Please Go Fuck Yourself....next question."

I'm just going with FOTUS George.

TMC was an underachiever.

Pete Hegseth to be nominated as the first Secretary of Defensiveness. Wish I could take credit for this gem.....but some other smart person beat me to it.

Watching MAGA & DOGE factions start to self-cannibalize themself is giving me more than a dash of schadenfreude. #TheyWillEatThemselves

Thank you for sharing that with us Joanne. What a wonderful story, a beautiful tribute, and a loving memory. Cheers!

I think the internets....and especially Bluesky needs a picture of the big baby, Miss Daisy Crackers. Hope you all have a lovely and most snuggly day. #ClubCrackers

Tuberville is a willing and highly enthusiastic cuckold for DJT.

Elmo really is a stupid M-Efer! #AverageIsntSmart

Listening to NPR interview residents of Dearborn, MI that are starting to have "buyer's remorse" from voting for DJT is just 😂🤣😂. What were y'all expecting? Are you new? The worse was hearing from the "Uncommitted" folks that helped torpedo the Dems in the primary. Fuck ya'll the most. #YouOwnThis

Window, Aisle, or Middle Seat?

This (was) my Monkey Crackers. His belly was extremely fabulous and he loved to show it to me.....so I wanted to share it with you all here on BlueSky. Hug your kitties, doggos, and hoomans too. Love to all. 🖤🤍🖤

I am hoping that POTUS and his staff have stacks of them (pardons) prepared and waiting for his signature......and that there will be a furious flurry of them
being signed on Friday, January 17th. My wish for that day is just so DJT has a lousy weekend before his inauguration. 😎

Brava! #BrilliantandFunny #ButScaryToo

Thank you.

The GOP led House loves political theatre, but it is tried in the Senate, and that is still under Democratic power until 1/3/25, so it is possible for them to try to impeach him in 17 days, but I feel Joe Biden still has some Republican friends in the Senate that would tell the MAGAts to piss off.

Elmo is dumb and his fanboys are even dumber. Their reading and comprehension ability is that of a fourth grader......so he communicates to their level of understanding. #AverageIsntSmart