Sam “Mean Old Lady Hickenlooper”

TIL in 1993, when Laura Dern was in “Jurassic Park,” her late, great mama was also in a movie called “Carnosaur.” Both dinosaur movies, each a… um, very different kind of dinosaur movie. Lol

PETER STORMARE!!!!

A picture I took of the closing credits for “General Hospital,” which I am streaming here through my iPad. The specific credit on screen described that the episode was sponsored by “Call of Duty: Black Ops 7.”

#gh um what? lol i don’t remember this game being mentioned or seen on today’s show. but then again i also watched today’s show through Hulu’s evening upload. was the live airing buffeted with commercials for the game? haha

💀💀💀 Dora B’s reply, I’m cryinggggg

#gh “NO! UNWANTED AFFECTION!!!”

ahhhhh I MOVE YOU TRACY ANGELICA QUARTERMAINE

The best thing since sliced bread?

Just read Star Trek 4 is a no-go. RIP Kelvinverse. But it’s nice to know it is canonical due to how the events in Star Trek 2009 and Nemesis before it both shaped PIC. Not to mention how Into Darkness established that Spock remained in contact with the Kelvinverse after returning to our timeline.

The woman’s last name is the same as that of a commercially available consumer chemical irritant. Draw your own conclusions. 🤭

#gh Also, zero Drew. Zero Willow. Zero Curtis. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

#gh You know what, I loved Wednesday. 1) Nice Halloween episode. 2) Good tribute to Sam. 2a) I was reminded I will forever be furious KM was unjustly and unceremoniously fired. 3) There was something refreshingly old school about it. The family bonding. Justine and Sonny’s will they/won’t they vibe.

My dad’s was on the first! We celebrated quietly. I think I ate more of his cake than he did lol

#gh Couldn’t watch live today. Anyways it’s a very Sam-heavy episode and I’m honestly super sad. I have not forgiven the firing of KM.

Well Danny just said, “I couldn’t stop myself from ripping into him!” and before Alexis even said anything, it was very Sam-like to me. Sigh

#gh i’m really liking Emma and Gio together… they have classically soapy good looks. i get flattering retro vibes from them haha

#gh “…a normal person”

Sonny. Sonny. Paisan!

We all know Drew isn’t a normal person.

No seriously, this isn’t just throwing shade.

Drew is susceptible to the whims of a tarot card. Remember? Haha

#gh Such a fantastic episode to start my return to live-watching haha

#gh I’m sobbing. 😭😭😭 What a great ending to a delightfully soapy episode. And no really, I shed a tear that it was Michael who gave Tracy the good news. 🥰

RIGHT?! Gurl…

#gh What do you suppose is “big boy prison” in Tracy’s universe? Steinmauer? Haha

#gh Wait wait, Gio talked Rocco into doing this? After the beach party debacle??? Oof

#gh did yall hear about the rich white dude who “donated” money to the military to help fund them during the government shutdown? i thought about that just now when Sidwell said he could fund the Port Charles school district lol sigh

#gh Sorry, did Drew just refer to Outback as an “it”? 🤬 Where’s Jason to kick his cane again?

#gh Oh good, I was hoping we’d all remember the infamous 4th of July barbecued doll tee hee

#gh “My hope was to make it through the first trimester and quietly take a paternity test.”

Ma’am you’re in a soap opera lmao

#gh “I’ll take care of it,” Sonny says on Thursday’s episode when Laura tells him that Drew was threatening Danny and Rocco.

If only.

Drew would be gone with one phone call from Sonny. Lol

BET ON YOUR BILLS?!!

Is there no low that capitalist savagery can sink to omfg

#gh Look I’m sorry if I sound freaky but I am. I’m a freak.

Rory Gibson has been outstanding this week. I still have Thursday and Friday left to catch up on but that man makes me auto impregnated. You know? Watching his scenes there should be an angel standing in my window going “Do not be afraid.”

#gh “YOU HAVE DISHONORED MONICA AND EVERYTHING SHE STOOD FOR. SHAME ON YOU!”

From Wednesday. Still catching up. It’s not easy being a Tracy fan. She pivots wildly from disappointing to iconic.

The way she stormed out the living room? WOW. I felt so heartbroken for her.

Jane Elliot is A GODDESS.

You guys. I’m bummed that the 2000 cut of “The Exorcist” isn’t streaming anywhere, even for rental. I’m not anti-physical media at all btw. I just wanted to watch it at the last minute for Halloween haha… and that version specifically, for the spiderwalk scene and the alternate ending

I add Reese’s toppings to your support.✨

This country has stricter requirements for getting food aid than for being able to starting a fucking war