FRED ALERT 🚨‼️

Damn me, but all things are queer

a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy

the future is for trans people

Now You Have :)

Have You Seen Him

A collection of squingy animals

First batch! These were so fun

SHOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING. WE LOST

AW SHIT THEY HEARD ME

putting my hand on the avs goalie’s shoulders. if it were me I would simply stop the puck

(hockey post) very funny that I was legit convinced the stars were gonna lose tonight and then the boys turned and looked directly at me through my tv screen and said “hey kid wanna see a dead body”

we just need a circle and a square and they could have posters in kindergarten classrooms

maybe if I show him how many likes he’s got he’ll actually let me clean his butt and trim his nails

sicko at the window dot png at all the people reposting ishy’s portrait

- wanted a new name that wasn't the same as my oc (roe -> red)
- started getting silly with pronouns
- fred is just red plus a letter and dykes who use men's names are cool
- therefore,

OMG HIS SHAPE

A rotund brown and white tabby cat sits behind a half-finished crocheted basket in a seemingly random assortment of colors. He appears to be wondering if the basket is for him.

I’m kidding of course. I know you’re all here for mister pie

my dearest hope is that by enthusiastically posting about my current fixations (hockey and crocheting) as much as possible people will get bored or annoyed and my follower count will drop back down to triple digits. of course I’m so funny and effortlessly likable this is impossible

he's a pioneer in the burgeoning field of Shapes

EXTREMELY CUTE ART by hafrun.bsky.social of a rotund brown and white tabby cat named ishmael laying on his side. his head is TINY and his body is HUGE

#fishpics ITS MY HANDSOME BABY MAN THE SIZE OF A WHALE !!!!!!!! thank you so much for the pet comm @hafrun.bsky.social I LOVE HIM

personally the stars are doing great rn and we just got an entire giraffe in a human suit from the canucks so I'm not gonna complain

beginning to understand why every video I see that references the leafs has a comment like "I want these guys to be pall bearers at my wedding so they can let me down one last time"

(extremely niche stupid joke) happy trade deadline. I think steve dangle is about to turn into a blasphemy

HEARTBREAKING: the worst woman you've ever met is transgender (I only have one joke)

that's ABSOLUTELY the vibe lol

A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on his side on top of a piece of packing cardboard. His body looks massive and his head looks tiny.

like 20 minutes after opening my phone to see this masterpiece I walked into the living room and found the big man himself posing exactly like his portrait. the likeness is incredible

EXTREMELY CUTE ART by hafrun.bsky.social of a rotund brown and white tabby cat named ishmael laying on his side. his head is TINY and his body is HUGE

#fishpics ITS MY HANDSOME BABY MAN THE SIZE OF A WHALE !!!!!!!! thank you so much for the pet comm @hafrun.bsky.social I LOVE HIM

I LOVE CROCHETING I LOVE MAKING STUFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg this looks SO CUTE, you win !!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is my first season following nhl hockey and I had no idea how much of a big deal the trade deadline was lmao this shit is SO chaotic. I must admit I do want an entire tv series about the politicking

extremely funny also that ny are apparently the most penalized team. god forbid women have hobbies

The crocheted circle has continued to grow and now is beginning to resemble a shallow basket. Fletchuchu now lays in the middle for scale.

Fletchuchu peeks over the ugly basket rim. Only her eyes and nose are visible.

it’s her hovel. #HerHovel