✅Threw nuts at women
✅Dragged a dead dog around
✅Achieved sainthood

Simeon the Holy Fool - Wikipedia

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Treebeard carries Merry and Pippin towards his home, chanting about the ancient forests in which he once walked.

‘In the willow-meads of Tasarinan I walked in the Spring.
Ah! the sight and the smell of the Spring in Nan-tasarion!
And I said that was good…’

Study: Shingles Vaccine Linked to Slower Biological Aging in Older Adults Shingles vaccination not only can prevent painful illness but also correlates with lower inflammation & slower biological aging in Americans age 70+.

SHINGLES vaccine linked to slower biological aging in older adults [via USC] 🧪🥼🧓💉⚕️🩺

"emerging evidence that vaccines could play a role in promoting healthy aging by modulating biological systems beyond #infection #prevention"

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#shingles #vaccine #biological #aging

You know it’s cozy when you hear more ASMR than screaming

Part of my regular nightmare rotation now is being kidnapped by the bipartisan funded Klansmen.

Giant tortoises return to Galápagos island after nearly 200 years The native species was driven to extinction by sailors in the 1800s. Now, 158 juvenile giant tortoises have been reintroduced to the island.

Giant tortoises return to Galápagos island after nearly 200 years. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hear me out: Neelix is gay

• Loves cooking and wearing little outfits
• Wants to hear everyone's gossip and give advice
• Obsessed with his crush, Tuvok
• Kes is his beard; they don't share quarters and he wasn't that upset when she dumped him

✅ Cozy

✅ Flattering

✅ Makes wearer seem less like an asshole even if he’s a sociopath

All men shall henceforth wear Tudor hats

What are lil’ doggies

Are you C S Lewis

A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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What I would wish if I found a djinn in February

“Toad, Toad, wake up. It is May now.”

“What?” said Toad. “Can it be May so soon?”

Bedfruit

The world feels rough right now

So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.

🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta

“Maybe you’d T-bone the ambulance, but I’m built different. I’d just convince the ambulance to wait for me.”

I mean yes on the “sorry” but when I’m right I want “You will die friendless”

Institutional knowledge is one of those things that no one notices until it's gone

a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says ugh in front of a refrigerator . Alt: Napoleon Dynamite wearing glasses and a blue shirt says ugh FINE in front of a refrigerator .

What, you mean you want a love story plus erotica plus historical research? A new setting? That hasn’t been recycled a trillion times?

a woman in a car says absolutely not netflix Alt: a woman in a car says absolutely not

How about the Scottish Highlands?

michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a face . Alt: michael scott from the office is wearing a suit and tie and making a face while screaming NO GOD PLEASE NO NOOOOOOOOO

Would you like your historical romance set in Regency England?

Land of the free

I want a Leverage spinoff called Scheming Socialists

This next track is titled “Angiosperm Oil”

It’s so unfair that the Devonian has the tastiest meats but you have to wait for seasoning to evolve

South Korea: you know how you can trust that some asshole won't fuck up your investment in the next election? We're seeking the death penalty on the last guy who tried that shit.

The US has *nothing* like that. Schumer's trying to give the gestapo more money.