Bee

"Any occasion?"

What's the occasion, 1995?

Two cats curled up against a person's leg

Was going to make breakfast but then this happened.

So I guess I'm on a diet now?

Really wishing I could regress to preschool about now. I would like a snack, a little outdoor time, a nap, and then some supervised art projects.

"The Princess and the Pea" is entirely about ADHD (and honestly probably AuDHD) not just some rich princess with high standards.

Tell me I'm wrong, she says, realizing that A SINGLE CAT HAIR ON HER SHOULDER is what's making her whole body twitch.

"I'm making it rain like I control the weather."
- me, looking at my bank account trying to figure out how to pay for my food and the 268 bales of hay I just got for the farm

Wondered why my onions were struggling to thrive.

And now it makes sense.

Cat.

Cat does not have same effect as greenhouse.

Warm. But squishy.

Duvet cover is French for "comforter condom" right?

FFS even a senile Biden was smart enough not to unilaterally bomb Iran.

Your vote, your choice?

How's that working out?

Apparently at this age, my hips don't lie but they will try to sabotage me at every turn

#aging

German Motherhood Medals A digital tool for studying the Holocaust through unique, original sources.

If you want to be a mother, great.

If you DON'T want to be a mother, great.

Rewarding motherhood with medals, as a patriotic duty, is straight out of the Nazi playbook.

Hard pass:

perspectives.ushmm.org/item/german-...

Old witchcraft: Making holy water boil when you touch it

New witchcraft: Making the Pope die when you touch him.

JD Vance is why we can't have nice things.

A cat on a perch with his face to the wall

I think my cat is having an existential crisis

Democrats need to be a little more John Wick and a little less John Adams right meow.

Four scores and even seven years won't be enough did the Chiefs to come back from this one.

Samuel L Jackson is still the best part of the halftime show.

Could really do without Brady commentating (if that's what we're calling his blathering) the Super Bowl. How much did he pay someone for this gig?

A red border collie with his ears back lays in the snow

A blue merle border collie lays in the snow staring at the camera

A snowy landscape with snowy trees and fenceline

Snow day!

The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!

We have to do three things right now, 1) block bad Trump admin actions, 2) build an opposition party that will win elections, 3) help people who need it. If an activism idea doesn’t do one of those, it’s not a good one.

Anxiety counts as cardio, right?

This seems normal, right?

Golden like his spray tan?

Boom. Three states.

It's nice that the east coast made their states so little.

A woman takes a selfie in front of a lighthouse with her hair blowing in her face

I do love a good lighthouse.

I do not, however, enjoy losing feeling in my face.

Alas.

a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` evil laughter '' . ALT: a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` evil laughter '' .

Punishment for traffic engineers must involve making them design rental car ingress/egress at airports.

This just feels spiteful.

Signs? Please. You don't need those.

Merging? Sure. Can you do it in 102 feet?

You want to LEAVE the airport? Sorry. You're stuck here just like me.

I would like to unsubscribe from 2025, thanks.