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@ofcourses.bsky.social

Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev. Above all, a big lazy oaf. Patreon.com/ofcourses https://linktr.ee/ofcourses

4,269 Followers  |  153 Following  |  246 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2024  |  2.1759

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The size of your chest and arms and back! 😭 so beautiful!

26.01.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your back is insane! Amazing job! 😍

13.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😘

19.12.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t stop won’t stop. 😁

11.12.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they shan’t 😁

11.12.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t…

09.12.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

Ahhh this is so charming! 😍 Great work bubba!

28.11.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a roast chicken with a score to settle.

22.11.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha if I don’t stretch that shirt and tuck it in, there’s a good 5 inches of belly hanging out of it. Vacuum sealed. 😝

20.11.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like it was a 5XL

20.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep pushing yourself pork chop. πŸ˜‰

20.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it did. It was tight but I could keep the buttons done up without too much effort.

I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops

20.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s better with the suspenders. 😘

20.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried a new place called Daddy’s Grill lol

Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🀀

20.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBoyfriend goals” - yes very, only because I’ve been single for the last thousand years.

20.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha yeah, not the most satisfying button pop. It takes a lot to hold it in so they can stay buttoned. 😝

19.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should compare to be sure. πŸ˜‰

19.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Belly peek is belly peek. You look about my size. I’m sure yours is just as impressive. πŸ˜‹

19.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a buffet but did fill up with a big Persian feast. :3

19.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was out of breath because I have a hard time tucking my shirt in. 😝

19.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goals? I’m certain that your overhang is bigger than mine tubby. πŸ˜‰

19.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When that fall fit, don’t. πŸ˜–

19.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 3

Good thing they never mind when I answer the door shirtless anyway. 😊

17.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I just bought new clothes. Why does nothing I have fit me!? πŸ˜–

17.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, you’re looking so porked up. 🐷

12.11.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, been trying that for a few years now. Doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m not eating… enough?

29.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot on your 500lb tail, bubba. πŸ˜‰

29.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re well on your way. πŸ˜‹

29.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, fuck yeah! 🀀

29.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So weird 🀨

29.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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