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@ofcourses.bsky.social

Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev. Above all, a big lazy oaf. Patreon.com/ofcourses https://linktr.ee/ofcourses

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Ahhh this is so charming! 😍 Great work bubba!

28.11.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a roast chicken with a score to settle.

22.11.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha if I don’t stretch that shirt and tuck it in, there’s a good 5 inches of belly hanging out of it. Vacuum sealed. 😝

20.11.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like it was a 5XL

20.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep pushing yourself pork chop. πŸ˜‰

20.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it did. It was tight but I could keep the buttons done up without too much effort.

I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops

20.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s better with the suspenders. 😘

20.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried a new place called Daddy’s Grill lol

Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🀀

20.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBoyfriend goals” - yes very, only because I’ve been single for the last thousand years.

20.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha yeah, not the most satisfying button pop. It takes a lot to hold it in so they can stay buttoned. 😝

19.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should compare to be sure. πŸ˜‰

19.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Belly peek is belly peek. You look about my size. I’m sure yours is just as impressive. πŸ˜‹

19.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a buffet but did fill up with a big Persian feast. :3

19.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was out of breath because I have a hard time tucking my shirt in. 😝

19.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goals? I’m certain that your overhang is bigger than mine tubby. πŸ˜‰

19.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When that fall fit, don’t. πŸ˜–

19.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1038    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 3

Good thing they never mind when I answer the door shirtless anyway. 😊

17.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I just bought new clothes. Why does nothing I have fit me!? πŸ˜–

17.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, you’re looking so porked up. 🐷

12.11.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, been trying that for a few years now. Doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m not eating… enough?

29.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot on your 500lb tail, bubba. πŸ˜‰

29.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re well on your way. πŸ˜‹

29.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, fuck yeah! 🀀

29.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So weird 🀨

29.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A top down view of a big fat guy lying on his back.

A top down view of a big fat guy lying on his back.

I think my head is getting smaller. 😐

29.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1316    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5

So bouncy

30.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gainer daddy I suppose. The kids in question were a group of bears for a birthday. 😝
I just felt like a dad, sitting with all the beach stuff while they had fun on the slides.

26.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s how I do it! Haha
I float just fine on my back and I have a hard time balancing on those inflatable tubes anyway.

26.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hitchcock Hotel by Stephanie Wrobel. Pretty good so far, my mom got it for me. ☺️

26.08.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Took the kids to the waterpark today. I hung out in the shade all day with my snacks and a book.

25.08.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1023    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

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